The Evilness Test

These are just a few jokes to fill in this gap, which we are forced to fill in. How rude! 30 Ways to Reduce Stress 1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time. 2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa. 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. 4. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans. 5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done. 6. Dance naked in front of your pets. 7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong. 8. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals. 9. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places. 10. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives. 11. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead. 12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day. 13. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife. 14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

15. Drive to work in reverse. 16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like. 17. Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out. 18. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg. 19. Polish your car with earwax. 20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages. 21. Start a nasty rumour and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you. 22. Braid the hairs in each nostril. 23. Write a short story using alphabet soup. 24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail. 25. Make up a language and ask people for directions in it. 26. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper. 27. Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room. 28. Fill out every credit card application and magazine subscription you get and have them bill you later. 29. Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help. 30. Do your assignments in binary code.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. I'm thinking of something. What am I thinking of?
A Stuffed Badger
Wayne's World
The Daily Mail
Techno Viking
An Evil Carrot
Angel Delight
4. Who would you rather punch?
Gareth Gates
Jerry Springer
Hugh Jackman (Wolverine)
Carrot Top
Keith Chegwin
Ozzy Osbourne
5. The Queen asks you round for dinner via mail. How do you reply?
E-mail her through an imaginary computer
Mail her back
Send her a suspicious package with a ticking noise inside
Say Yes, meet her and throw a copy of Harry Potter at her head
Say yes and steal a Corgi
Never!
6. If you was an evil animal, what would you be?
A Snake
A Stuffed Badger
A Corgi (but then get stolen)
A Vulture
A Disgruntled Pig
Jeremy Kyle
7. Which vegetable do you think is more evil?
Radish
Carrot
Cabbage
Cucumber
Paris Hilton
Green Beans
8. Which would you rather do?
Headbutt an Ostrich
Throw a Duck at piece of Bread
Bungee Jump off a Shed
Watch Wayne's World
Waltz with a Llama
Phone people in a scary voice saying "I'm gonna get you!"
9. Which horror character would you rather be?
Frankenstein's Monster
Freddy Kruger
The Candyman
The Marshmallow Man
Dracula
Bloody Mary
10. What would you rather run someone over with?
A Tank
The Korean Army
An Ostrich
A Giant Carrot
Tom Jones
A Paragliding Yak
11. Who is better?
Mario
Sonic
Master Chief (Spartan 117)
Robocop
Spiderman
Ming the Merciless
12. If you was an evil scientist, what would you invent?
An Atomic Kitten
A Nuclear Kettle
A Radioactive Carrot
A Thermo-nuclear Guitar
A Green Glowing Peacock
A China Man with Turretts
13. If you could bring someone back to life, who/what would you reincarnate?
Adolf Hitler
That Snail you stood on last week
Jeremy Beadle
Bob Geldoff's Career
The Mafia
Pluto's Reputation as a Planet (I'm not a dwarf, you imbeciles)
14. What would you use to kills omeone with?
A Chainsaw
A Nuclear Weapon
A Hangun
A Knife
A Midget
A Pro Wrestler
15. Which is more suitable for running someone over with?
A Steam Engine
A Shopping Trolley
A Caravan
A Steam Roller
A Garbage Truck
A Forklift Truck
16. Who would win in a fight?
Chuck Norris
Keith Chegwin
Techno Viking
Pikachu
Barry Scott (Cilit Bang)
The Queen
17. Which weapon is the best?
A Sniper Rifle
An Assault Rifle
A Shotgun
An RPG
A Grenade
A Rubber Chicken
18. Pick the most Evil one.
Pinnochio
Kellog's Cornflakes
A Quail
A Racist Zebra
Where's Wally
Perfume

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