The Chronicles of That Which is Jessica

I, the Jeskimo am a very complex charachter with many opinions I sometimes hand out like candy. My opinions I voice most are usually on the best and worst times of my life, Pop Culture current events, people who tend to bother me, and the occassional eBay find.

If you're not totally tuning me out while I speak passionatly about such things (even when I am not passionate about the topic at all) you've probably herd my overall odd thoughts on what is up with the world.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Let's start easy, what's my favorite color hue?
Princess Pinks
Mermaid Greens
Emo Girl Blacks
Unicorn Purples
4. If given a mass sum of money, how would I spend it?
I would furnish my whole home in everything Pottery Barn.
I would go nuts on eBay!
I would buy several Steve Madden shoes.
I would go on a tropical get away.
5. Finish the sentence how you think I would: "Britney Spears...":
actually benefited being married to K-Fed
Should get her kids back!
as godawful as she is now, could always make a comeback!
has very pretty hair.
6. Who is my celebrity husband?
Jesse Metcalfe
Owen Wilson
Mark Consuelos
Brody Jenner
7. What is my overall opinion on Justin Bobby?
I wish he were my hairstylist.
Beanies aren't for him, but fab name!
Who the f*ck is Justin Bobby?!
A replica of a mistake I've made and I want to slap Audrina.
8. What is my favorite quote from Napolean Dynamite?
"Peath out." --Kip.
"I'll build her a cake or something" --Pedro
"Tina! Come get some dinner, you fat lard!" --Napolean
"I like your sleeves, they're real big." --Napolean
9. What is my current favorite style and or accessory to sport?
Tiaras, because let's face it, I'm a princess.
A bottle of vodka.
Skinny Jeans
Ballet flats in metalic colors.
Us Weekly
10. Why am I called the Jeskimo?
My heart is WARM, like the inside of an igloo.
I once sported an ungodly amount of fur lined jackets!
I build a killer igloo (not to mention Snow Man)...
If I like you, I will rub my nose against yours.
11. My favorite birthday I have had so far was:
My 21st! Finally no more fake IDs!!!
My 18th, the infamous Trucker Hat Bonfire Party.
My 19th Bday in Canada, i.e. "Build a Bridge and GET OVER IT!"
My 6th Birthday Party hosted at McD's, year of the TROLLS!!
My 20th Birthday, which was low key but full of free drinks!
12. What is my favorite Halloween Costume I have ever been?
Snow White last year with sexy shoes.
Biker Chick with Theresa... Does that sound as dikey as the costume?
My magenta princess costume in kindergarten.
Officer Naughty... rather whips and chains...or whistles.
13. What is my drink of choice?
Grey Goose and Tonic
Grey Goose and Redbull
A simple shot of Patron
El Caz Mojitos
Corona Light with Lime
14. Which of the fallowing is a regret of mine?
Some of the people I have dated in my life.
That Jen Brie and I were not cheerleaders in high school.
That I never moved away to go to college.
That didn't do the pilates ring for 2 days straight!
15. I would someday like to open a...
Adorable coffee house with a cottage like coziness.
A quaint lounge suitable for many event/theme hosting capabilities.
A Roller*disco!!!
A boutique of Jessica Classics.
16. Finish the sentence: The Devil does not wear Prada, she wears...
Gucci!!!
Scraggly leggings.
Wigs.
A chintzy diamond chip.
Rebok tennies.

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