Teletubbies vs. Monkeys

This is a completely hilarious quiz, that makes no sense at all... please do not take unless you have a sense of humour, time on your hands, and absolutely nothing left to do with your time

This is a teletubby vs monkey quiz... find out how you rate? Are you smart enough to claim the title of Monkey Master, or will you fall prey to the teletubby?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Which Teletubby is stronger?
Yellow
Red
Purple
Silverback Gorilla
sky blue lavender with pink and purple polkadotted teletubby
4. If a Teletubby and a Chinese person were standing next to one another, which one is taller?
A yellow Teletubby
A green Teletubby
A monkey reaching for a banana
someone tunnelling under the ground
5. 6 teletubbies get on a train, the train is travelling South at 45 miles per hour Leaving New Jersey. 2 Monkeys board the same train in London, accompanied by one lone Chinaman. How wet did they get crossing the atlantic?
Very wet
Somewhat damp
Dry as a bone, seeing they were in a train
The monkeys survived because they can swim and have fur
The motorcycle only has two wheels
6. If you tattoo a teletubby and a Monkey, which one screams first?
The Asian tattoo artist
The purple teletubby
True
False
Sometimes
Drunken Monkey
7. If a teletubby and a monkey were playing scrabble, would the monkey win with the word...?
Cartwheel
Opposible thumb
Chuck Norris
Chimpanzee
8. Which would get you buzzed faster?
Licking a teletubby
Snorting Monkey
Crushing them both and smoking them
Blending them and injecting them
9. If a teletubby, a monkey, and Chuck Norris walk into a bar. The monkey slaps Chuck on the bum. Who beats the teletubby first?
The Asian bartender
The purple teletubby
The Monkey
Chuck Norris
The stuffed Bear
10. If you had to share a bed with one of the following which would you prefer?
An angry monkey
Chuck Norris
The yellow teletubby
The asian bartender
David Hasslehoff
11. If California falls into the ocean, what percentage of the teletubby population is taken with it?
none, they all live in Ohio
The 50% that don't live in Salt Lake City, Utah
All of them
None, the monkeys ate them all already
12. How many people did it take to write this test
3 monkeys
Nine
Burnt ceaburm
Chuck Norris
The yellow teletubby
All of the above

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