Stupid career test

Many of us struggle with the question of 'what to do with our lives' what career, or if you will, vocation we are best suited to. This quiz helps you answer some of the fundamental problems of your life and ultimately your future career.

This quiz will help you change your life for the better, in a way which you cannot imagine. The questions may appear random, or even, completely insane! But rest assured I am a qualified quiz master, with a degree from the university of shoddy degrees.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Imagine you have gone back to school, what are you most likely to be doing?
Busy discussing how you can't believe you didn't get an A in that assignment
Dreaming about dinosaurs or something
You were busy tipping smaller children upside down for small change
Hanging upside down in a tree
'Doing' a friends nails
Playing football/ running around aimlessly
4. What would you most like to be doing right now?
Driving about in a Porsche throwing things at peasants
Making a daisy chain
Walking up and down a street at night time
Doing a space walk!
Lying down in a darkened room
Singing to a somewhat appreciative audience
5. Tim and Slim are builders. If Tim is younger than Slim but Slim is taller than Tim, what is the capital of France?
Paris!
Never mind that, do they have a pension scheme I can abolish?
Gah!
I quite fancy the sound of that Tim
This is absolutely ridiculous
Thursday
6. Imagine I give you £20/$30. What are you going to buy?
I would invest it in stocks and shares
Books
A slice of ham for my cat
Postbox. Put in postbox.
Alcohol
A plastic replica of the Cutty Sark
7. My hobbies include:
Playing a musical instrument
Lying outside at night dreaming of other worlds
Being racist
Singing to my cat
Jumping into a slow moving box car bound for New Orleans
Working for charity
8. The thing that is most important on your CV/ resume is:
Your numerous qualifications
Detail of your communication skills
How much you can drink without vomitting
How much money and influence you have
Your dreams and aspirations
A picture of you in tight jeans
9. Image you are walking through the woods and see a small cottage. You go in, what are you most likely to see first?
Proletarians to be exploited!
A warm fire
Strange looking scientific equipment
An attractive man/ woman
Dusty old bookshelves
Its empty
10. The cottage turns out to be where you're having a job interview (duh) what inappropriate thing are you most likely to say to your potential employer?
Me work for you? Ha ha.
Do you mind if I sleep here over night?
You'd start chatting him/ her up
You'd gaze off into the distance and forget to say anything
You'd accidently slip in random breakfast related words
You don't say anything wrong
11. Your pet hate is:
Being in wide open spaces
Having to be nice to people
Daytime
Gravity
Having to be unkind to people
France
12. Your favourite philosopher is:
Jesus
Nietzche
Martin Luther King
Chomsky
Bob marley
Brad pitt

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. Imagine you have gone back to school, what are you most likely to be doing?

Busy discussing how you can't believe you didn't get an A in that assignment

Dreaming about dinosaurs or something

You were busy tipping smaller children upside down for small change

Hanging upside down in a tree

'Doing' a friends nails

Playing football/ running around aimlessly

4. What would you most like to be doing right now?

Driving about in a Porsche throwing things at peasants

Making a daisy chain

Walking up and down a street at night time

Doing a space walk!

Lying down in a darkened room

Singing to a somewhat appreciative audience

5. Tim and Slim are builders. If Tim is younger than Slim but Slim is taller than Tim, what is the capital of France?

Paris!

Never mind that, do they have a pension scheme I can abolish?

Gah!

I quite fancy the sound of that Tim

This is absolutely ridiculous

Thursday

6. Imagine I give you £20/$30. What are you going to buy?

I would invest it in stocks and shares

Books

A slice of ham for my cat

Postbox. Put in postbox.

Alcohol

A plastic replica of the Cutty Sark

7. My hobbies include:

Playing a musical instrument

Lying outside at night dreaming of other worlds

Being racist

Singing to my cat

Jumping into a slow moving box car bound for New Orleans

Working for charity

8. The thing that is most important on your CV/ resume is:

Your numerous qualifications

Detail of your communication skills

How much you can drink without vomitting

How much money and influence you have

Your dreams and aspirations

A picture of you in tight jeans

9. Image you are walking through the woods and see a small cottage. You go in, what are you most likely to see first?

Proletarians to be exploited!

A warm fire

Strange looking scientific equipment

An attractive man/ woman

Dusty old bookshelves

Its empty

10. The cottage turns out to be where you're having a job interview (duh) what inappropriate thing are you most likely to say to your potential employer?

Me work for you? Ha ha.

Do you mind if I sleep here over night?

You'd start chatting him/ her up

You'd gaze off into the distance and forget to say anything

You'd accidently slip in random breakfast related words

You don't say anything wrong

11. Your pet hate is:

Being in wide open spaces

Having to be nice to people

Daytime

Gravity

Having to be unkind to people