Satanism For The Evolved

If you think Satanism is all about devil worship and blood sacrifices and hatred towards the world, you missed your turn at the Stereotype office down the hall. Satanists are an evolved breed, guilty of nothing worse than pride and self-interest.

Do you know horror schlock and brimstone from the real ideas driving evolved Satanism? This quiz serves as a very elementary measuring tool. Basically this is measuring how much of what is real do you know or can you deduce. There is no peril to your immortal soul involved.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. Which of the following closely echoes the central theme of Satanism?
Hate everyone, everywhere
Be your own god
In blood are we annointed
Christians must be destroyed
2. What kind of behavior does Satanism advocate?
Promiscuity without thought
Charity for the diabolical
Self-preservation and adoration
Anything so long as it's evil
3. Can you be a Satanist if you have never destroyed a Christian Bible?
Of course!
No, it's necessary
You must destroy 666 Bibles
It might be required
4. Is the Devil, or Satan, literally real?
He is
She is
No
I have seen Satan
5. Is Satanism a legally-sanctioned religion?
Yes
No
It is illegal
Never
6. How many kinds of Satanic thought are there?
None
Three
One
More all the time
7. Where do Satanists go when they die?
Satanists don't die
They wink out of existance
Who cares? Life is a gift.
Straight to Hell
8. Are all serial killers Satanists?
Yes
Some are, some aren't
No correlation
Murder is sacred
9. What do Satanists say/write to express their path?
Death to God!
Hail Satan!
The Devil is Love!
The New Regime!
10. In the end, who really cares whether you embrace Satanism or not?
You might
No one
God
Those around you

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