Rectardal Jeopardy

This is a quiz exclusively for those who can't stand Rachael but love to hate her. She repeats so many things that everyone should know the answers to these questions.

Do YOU know Rachael Ray? Are you aware of all of her retarded repetitions, lies, innuendos and half-truths? Thanks to this quiz, you can find out jeopardy style.

Created by: pauly of rachael ray sux
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What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. What is Rectal's most vile creation?
Cheeseburger Salad
Rouladen
Hot Dog Salad
2. Rachael claims this herb is "verdant"
Jamaican Gold
parsley
cilantro
3. Rachael claims to be
from New England
from New York
from the bowels of Hell
All of the above
4. Rachael is married to:
a lawyer
a singer
Satan
all of the above
none of the above
5. Rachael's grandfather was a
nose picker
apple picker
stone mason
plumber
wine swiller
6. The Yum-o Organization helps
kids
animals
minorities
rachael
7. Joy of the Mountain is English for
Rachael's ass
oregano
dill
Her lesbian friend Joy who lives on a moutain
8. Rachael has
a narcissistic personality
an insecurity complex
a warped self-image
delusions of grandeur
little tits
all of the above
9. Rachael claims her Daddy is
Creole
Cajun
French Hugenot
Dead
10. Rachael lurves her lil'mister
blissfully
gorgeously
grotesquely
sparingly
11. Rachael makes how many pounds of pasta for two servings
one
two
1/2 pound
a dump truck load
12. Rachael claims to come from
apple pickin people
the third ring of Hell
a whorehouse in Biloxi Mississippi
a trailer park
13. Average amount of cheese per cup in a thirty minute meal
2
1
1/2
1/4
14. Rachael's breasts are smaller than
Jaahn's dingle dangles
Her head
Her ass
Her brain
all of the above

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