Diobrach's Profile

"Mwahahahahahahaha >:) Suffer, mortal."

"more like hey- NO!"

"Girl of course! Why am I talking to you?! I need to kill you! *lunges at you with a jab*"

"I will not kill the smithy! My hunting license would be revoked and i'd be out of a job!"

"Since you're a Great Jaggi, your hide is worth 260z to the local smithy, but I may be able to sell if for 370z if I can convince him that yo..."

"*Draws my longsword* A Jaggi is no real hunt, but your hide will fetch a nice price, beast!"

"Shut up, wimp."

"I don't know! I'll cross that bridge when I get to it!"

"I'll prove it!"

"Yes I can! Wimp!"

"Not if I fight you off!"

"But if I die by old age, why would I go to silver hell? And why is it silver?"

"Both."

"What is hell?"

"I'll be reincarnated as a monster or a hunter, then. Or a palico if iv'e sinned against the gods."