Mr. Unicorn's Quiz of Wonder The Sequel

Are you good enough to be even close to being good enough as Mr. Unicorn? I don't think so! but maybe if you take this quiz you will learn things about Mr. Unicorn, and important life facts.

With this quiz, if you DID happen to score perfect... which I assure you, you won't... you would find out you are one-hundredth as smart as Mr. Unicorn.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Answer honestly: What was your score on the previous Mr. Unicorn's Quiz of Wonder Test?
0 to 18%
19 to 37%
38 to 56%
57 to 78%
79 to 97%
97 to 100%
4. What do you get when your kid is a brat?
A nanny.
A spank-o-meter 5000.
A head-ache.
A siamese boom cat.
Counselling.
5. Finish this sentence: yum-yum-yum...
Delisioso!
Banana MOoOoffin!
Chocolate.
6. Peanut butter or jelly?
Jelly, cause I'm allergic to peanut butter.
Jelly, cause It's better.
Peanut butter, cause I'm allergic to jelly.
Peanut butter, cause It's better.
Mayo.
7. What is a Will?
A record of what someone would like done with their belongings.
What someone wants to do.
A turtle-bird abuser.
A Grace.
A name of generally a guy.
8. George Bush is:
Don't even get me started on George Bush!
Ridikulus.
Stephen Harper's bestest friend.
9. Which of these animals is a despicable, horrible creature?
A mosquito.
A fly.
A gopher.
Were-rabbits!
10. Person 1 gets 34% on a quiz, Person 2 gets 56%, Person 3 gets 89%, Person 4 gets 52%, Person 5 gets 66% and Person 6 gets 100%. Who wins?
Person 1.
Person 2.
Person 3.
Person 4.
Person 5.
Person 6.
11. When you are distracted what do you hum?
Any random tune.
Star Wars tune.
Yankee Doodle.
Banana phone.
12. When you need a spoon, what do you say?
Can I borrow a spoon?
May I please have a spoon?
May I please have the abracadabra spoon please?
Give me that @#$%*& spoon NOW!
13. How do you sing Oh Canada?
Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
Swinging your arms around.
Very, very low.
Very, very high. (Voice high, not drugs high.)
Normally.
I want to ride my bicycle!
14. 562792379543678 647838754637?
67368.
13.
367838479.
Where IS the logic?
52.
2567856827.
15. Are you physicic?
Only on Tuesdays.
Only on Thursdays.
Only on Fridays.
No.
Everyday.
Hamburgers.
16. What is pi?
Hey, you spelt it wrong! It's P-I-E!
Mathy stuff.
The true explanation of pi can be described simply as a math procedure in which you...
I don't know. What is pi? Oh wait, that's a joke right?
17. Knock-knock. Who's there? Banana... Repeat, repeat, repeat. What's the last line?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
CLEMENTINE!!!
Sorry, I despise knock-knock jokes.
18. What do you do when someone offers you marijuana?
You want to MARRY ME?
Mary Jane WHO?
Sure, give me a smoke.
Turn the Tables! FLIP! oops...
19. Peep and Chirp are characters on the show 'Peep and the Big Wide World'. What is the third main character?
Duck.
Purple thing.
Eggplant.
Baby Beaver.
Click here if you have never seen the show.
20. Finish this sentence: You've done well young ____________.
Old Man.
Grasshopper.
Booger.
Child.
I'm not young! Don't you dare remind me of my old age!
21. Which one:
Cheddar.
Mozarella.
Hey, that's not fair! You're going to give me a low score for picking one over the other!
22. Mr. Unicorn rules...
Nothing.
All.
The World.
Erin.
23. Pick one to describe Mr. Unicorn:
Vegetarian.
Vegetarian Minotaur.
Awful.
Amazing.
52.
Hungry.

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