Marchofthegoats quiz

Ever been on March of the Goats? Here, test your true potential! Could you have enough knowledge in that tiny head of yours puny human? Perhaps...of then again...perhaps not...

Well, there is indeed only 1 way to find out if you can be classed as a true member of the Goatie society. So, give this your best shot and most of all...good luck!

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. How old is king goatie by the end of motg?
13
29
54
91
127
162
2. Who does king goatie first write too about his problems?
The Queen
His step-father
His father
Tony Blaire
George Bush
Michael Jackson
3. What was the name of king goaties step-father?
Zenith
Daryl
Harry
Henry
Dayrl
Goaty
4. When did goatie first begin his crusade?
1993
1994
1995
1997
1998
1999
5. Why did the goat mafia really murder the goats at goatie island many years ago?
To obtain many of its young
Because the payment was insufficient
Because they knew Goatie was going to be born soon
For fun
For its females
To eliminate a major threat
6. Why did goaties step-father get banished from goatie island?
Necromancy
Stealing
Geomancy
Murdering
Treason
Other
7. How many siblings did Goatie ever have?
1
2
3
4
5
6
8. How many kids did king goatie hospitalise from the attack on a school during motg1?
1
2
3
4
5
6
9. On AGT, part-1, what was the last WORD Goatie said to tkd?
Good
Bye
Goats
Well
Luck
Manure
10. On the 4th Day of Goatmas, what did "King Goatie give to me?"
Dead men hung in a tree
Human Brains
Man Flesh
Corpses rotting
Sweet blood
4, Golden horns
11. Who "fell off St.Stephens Tower?"
Daryl
Queen
Tony Blaire
Charles
A Goat soldier
A Sheep
12. What did the black man say when a goat caught him eating sacred food?
"Oh C***, Mother F*****, it wasn't me!"
"Oh S***, Mother F*****, it wasn't me!"
"Oh P***, Mother F*****, it wasn't me!"
"Oh B******, Mother F*****, it wasn't me!"
"Oh S**, Mother F*****, it wasn't me!"
"Oh S***, Mother Goatie, it wasn't me!"
13. What "Martial art" did king goatie specialise a few goats in?
Kung-fu
Goat-flu
Goat-Won-do
Gold-Belt
Karate
Judo
14. When a baby goat managed to take down a pot belly pig, what animal said "Darn Goats are trying to take over the world again"
Baby Pigs
Lambs
Geese
Ducks
Penguins
Apes
15. What was the primeminister see doing to a goat?
Mating with it
Fighting with it
Commanding it to kill other MP's
Feeding it
Stroking it
Kicking it, and it killed him for doing it
16. During MOTG1, what was goaties final word?
Crap!
Doh!
Damn!
Sods!
Bastards!
Phooey!
17. How many flying fortress' did Goatie have on standby?
54
1
77
7
8
6
18. What goat breeds are legitimate to join Goatie's ice patrol?
Bagot, Guernsey, Pygmy, Mountain
Bagot, Guernsey, Angora, Mountain
Mountain, Bagot, Guernsey, Anglo-Nubian
Mountain, Boer, Guernsey, Angora
Pygmy, Tottenburg, Boer, Angora
Pygmy, Tottenburg, Mountain
19. What race are Goaties Hoo-Hah brothers?
Giott-Monkays
Ape-Monkeys
Goat-Monkeys
Giott-Monkeys
Capuchian-Monkeys
Cannibal-Monkeys
20. How specifically did Lord Bandys clone die?
Booze
Heart-attack
Old age
Shock
Poison
Murdered by the Goats

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