just another impossible quiz. great for humiliating your friends.

Hello fellow internet nerds! I am here to give you a quiz that will make you cry. it will make you cry and your friends laugh. at you. because you will not get a perfect score on this quiz unless you cheat, or do it more than once, so just do it so that you can fail and your friends can laugh at you and you can get back to all the other things you were supposed to be doing.

oh, by the way, this quiz will take all you have in you, so be prepared. it will start of simple and then get harder and harder until you beg for mercy. and you will beg for mercy, i promise you that. and if you dont, then you are going to fail anyway, so im still happy. (laugh maniacally)

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
your mom
the hokey pokey
42
nothing in particular
4. Who is Borg?
A trek reference
a tennis player
your mom
a german candy
5. What is the most popular name in America?
your mom
dude
xavier
jim
6. is it legal to whistle underwater in west virginia?
yes
no
maybe
i dont know
7. who is the only author to have a book under every dewey decimal category?
your mom
isaac asimov
j.r.r. tolkien
brenda hayes
willie nelson
all of the above
8. in a deck of cards, what is the only king without a mustache?
spades
clubs
hearts
diamonds
9. what language are police dogs trained to respond in?
german
swedish
english
hungarian
10. what occupation was charlie browns father?
bricklayer
doctor
barber
your mom
11. what is the largest number of children born to one woman?
19
42
69
509
12. what causes the sound we hear by seashells placed to the ear?
the ocean
blood
your imagination
your mom
13. what are the plastic things on the ends of shoelaces called?
aglets
nevherds
your mom
krinkles
14. what is the dot over the letter i called?
your mom
segwep
tittle
shamip
15. what is the only word that doesnt rhyme?
orange
purple
silver
none of those
all of those
16. what color was coke when it first came out?
clear
brown, like it is now
green
a silverish neon orangish type color
17. most boat owners name their boats. what is the most popular name?
possession
obsession
titanic
happiness
18. what is the day with the most collect calls?
fathers day
mothers day
independance day
new years day
19. what percent of statistics are made up? heheheh
69%
42%
87.6344395242%
wait a minute, i know this one... your mom!
20. how many left handers die each year using products designed for right handers? (so thats why there are'nt that many of them...)
12 (yeah right)
190 (getting closer)
1,000 (almost there...)
2,500 (ouch!)
(..............)
(by the way, its number 4)

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