1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. Flute + tangerine= grape bandana maroon otter edible panties4. water:cabbage::cricket:_______ cabinet squabbit midget umm...5. Who killed Anna Nicole Smith? herself no one hitler the sugarsmacks frog oj simpson no clue6. Pick a number. 9 42 21561421531 d this many! triangle7. What? huh? mhm peppermint sausagewallet you know it! who?8. Would you rather be well read but mead after a glass of dead, or painted red and strapped to a pink bed? well read but mead after a glass of dead painted red and strapped to a pink bed a horse la la lalala la9. Who do you think will win the next presidential election? oprah hilary clinton that obama dude some white guy Me!!! the artist formarly known as prince10. Do you have recurring fantasies involving large green elephants made of cotton candy? Yes No Cotton candy...yummy... Cotton candy? What kinda sicko ARE you? Do purple elephants count? would you like fries with that?11. What's your favorite color? (You have to have this question, because otherwise the world will explode.) green blue pink purple black rabbit12. Do you like grapes? Yes. I mean, NO. Um, I'm hardcore. I don't like anything. Yesno. I mean, yes. NO! I don't know. This is a very difficult question. Okay. I'll go with that. Yes, of course! I love ALL fruit. only on wednesdays... NO! *breathes fire* I devour everything in my path, whether I like it or not.13. You wake up and theres nobody home and go downstairs to watch TV but, there are news reports on every channel about sick people attacking other people What do you do? Change the channel Dont care and eat some coco puffs Drive to your friend's house and talk about it Get a weapon and prepare for the worst14. You're lost in the forest with your best friend. Your friend freaks out when she hears a noise you.. Run the hell away because you hear the noise too. Slap your friend and tell him/her to pull himself/herself together! Take a stick and go see what it is. Sit on the ground and cry.15. Do you eat the green potato chips? yes no maybe...16. Which of these occupations would you prefer? Tree surgeon Politician prostitute teacher flight attendant17. have you ever eaten a bug? yes no ...maybe... only on wednesdays18. How do you eat? With my hands Organic only with silverware while naked19. What do the voices tell you? That I'm a great person That I'm a bad person To kill people. That I'm the next messiah What voices?20. If life gave you lemons, what would you do? make beef stew make lemonade throw them at people Make lemon meringue pie21. Do you think "Moxie Crimefighter" is a cool name for a child? yes no22. What is the first thing you say when you wake up in the morning? I dont say anything. The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup. Why cant mornings be in the afternoon? Is it morning already ...work...(grumble)... What was the question again?23. What two animals are you most like? A bunny and a snake A donkey and an owl A cat and a dog A fish and a bird a homosapien24. Is YOUR lipgloss poppin? yes no hells yea!25. Your in-laws call. What do you do? If you arent married, just pretend. Hang up act like your having sex while on the phone and hang up talk and board the doors so they cant get in scream then hang up call the cops cause you have a restraining order on them you like your in-laws very much26. Which of these activities seem like the most fun to you? Dancing after school in the Hip Hop Club Playing sports talkin with friends pimpin some hoes these all suck27. If you have to microwave something in the microwave for one minute, what do you type? 6-0 START 1-0-0 START 1-0-0-0 START 9-1-1 POPCORN POPCORN POPCORN POPCORN POPCORN POPCORN28. You have a brand new puppy who was out playing in the rain. You want to dry him off. What would you do? Preheat the oven to 350 and bake for 20 minutes. Microwave for 17 minutes + popcorn. Give him a bath. Red Rocket! Put him in my shirt drawer for a few minutes. two words: flame thrower!29. The best way to eat a frozen slushi is to... pour it down your pants to keep other kids from stealing any. rub it on your chest to show off to other kids what you have. drink it as fast as possible so you can feel your brain. let it melt and drink it at room temperature. in small amounts while enjoy conversation with good friends.30. Please don't fashizzle da bizzle? Mondizzle schmizzle Beeotchnittlestein Cable or DSL Other. turkey leg