Im so freakin bored!!

i wish i was a smurf. dont you? WHAT?!? you retard!! Im gonna kill you in your face! gah loser!...dang it...this stoopid site is making me type a lot of crap and i dont wanna. )=

i wish i was a smurf. dont you? WHAT?!? you retard!! Im gonna kill you in your face! gah loser!...dang it...this stoopid site is making me type a lot of crap and i dont wanna.

Created by: trey
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Flute + tangerine=
grape
bandana
maroon otter
edible panties
4. water:cabbage::cricket:_______
cabinet
squabbit
midget
umm...
5. Who killed Anna Nicole Smith?
herself
no one
hitler
the sugarsmacks frog
oj simpson
no clue
6. Pick a number.
9
42
21561421531
d
this many!
triangle
7. What?
huh?
mhm
peppermint
sausagewallet
you know it!
who?
8. Would you rather be well read but mead after a glass of dead, or painted red and strapped to a pink bed?
well read but mead after a glass of dead
painted red and strapped to a pink bed
a horse
la la lalala la
9. Who do you think will win the next presidential election?
oprah
hilary clinton
that obama dude
some white guy
Me!!!
the artist formarly known as prince
10. Do you have recurring fantasies involving large green elephants made of cotton candy?
Yes
No
Cotton candy...yummy...
Cotton candy? What kinda sicko ARE you?
Do purple elephants count?
would you like fries with that?
11. What's your favorite color? (You have to have this question, because otherwise the world will explode.)
green
blue
pink
purple
black
rabbit
12. Do you like grapes?
Yes. I mean, NO. Um, I'm hardcore. I don't like anything.
Yesno. I mean, yes. NO! I don't know. This is a very difficult question.
Okay. I'll go with that.
Yes, of course! I love ALL fruit.
only on wednesdays...
NO! *breathes fire* I devour everything in my path, whether I like it or not.
13. You wake up and theres nobody home and go downstairs to watch TV but, there are news reports on every channel about sick people attacking other people What do you do?
Change the channel
Dont care and eat some coco puffs
Drive to your friend's house and talk about it
Get a weapon and prepare for the worst
14. You're lost in the forest with your best friend. Your friend freaks out when she hears a noise you..
Run the hell away because you hear the noise too.
Slap your friend and tell him/her to pull himself/herself together!
Take a stick and go see what it is.
Sit on the ground and cry.
15. Do you eat the green potato chips?
yes
no
maybe...
16. Which of these occupations would you prefer?
Tree surgeon
Politician
prostitute
teacher
flight attendant
17. have you ever eaten a bug?
yes
no
...maybe...
only on wednesdays
18. How do you eat?
With my hands
Organic only
with silverware
while naked
19. What do the voices tell you?
That I'm a great person
That I'm a bad person
To kill people.
That I'm the next messiah
What voices?
20. If life gave you lemons, what would you do?
make beef stew
make lemonade
throw them at people
Make lemon meringue pie
21. Do you think "Moxie Crimefighter" is a cool name for a child?
yes
no
22. What is the first thing you say when you wake up in the morning?
I dont say anything.
The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup.
Why cant mornings be in the afternoon?
Is it morning already
...work...(grumble)...
What was the question again?
23. What two animals are you most like?
A bunny and a snake
A donkey and an owl
A cat and a dog
A fish and a bird
a homosapien
24. Is YOUR lipgloss poppin?
yes
no
hells yea!
25. Your in-laws call. What do you do? If you arent married, just pretend.
Hang up
act like your having sex while on the phone and hang up
talk and board the doors so they cant get in
scream then hang up
call the cops cause you have a restraining order on them
you like your in-laws very much
26. Which of these activities seem like the most fun to you?
Dancing after school in the Hip Hop Club
Playing sports
talkin with friends
pimpin some hoes
these all suck
27. If you have to microwave something in the microwave for one minute, what do you type?
6-0 START
1-0-0 START
1-0-0-0 START
9-1-1
POPCORN
POPCORN POPCORN POPCORN POPCORN POPCORN
28. You have a brand new puppy who was out playing in the rain. You want to dry him off. What would you do?
Preheat the oven to 350 and bake for 20 minutes.
Microwave for 17 minutes + popcorn.
Give him a bath.
Red Rocket!
Put him in my shirt drawer for a few minutes.
two words: flame thrower!
29. The best way to eat a frozen slushi is to...
pour it down your pants to keep other kids from stealing any.
rub it on your chest to show off to other kids what you have.
drink it as fast as possible so you can feel your brain.
let it melt and drink it at room temperature.
in small amounts while enjoy conversation with good friends.
30. Please don't fashizzle da bizzle?
Mondizzle schmizzle
Beeotchnittlestein
Cable or DSL
Other.
turkey leg

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