Idiot or Random?

Are you an idiot or are you a random weirdo? Have you ever wondered? This quiz will find out. You may be offended by its brutal honesty, but you will know.

Designed by someone who scored 100% on the random quiz, this is dure to find out whether you are very random, or very idiotic. WHY ARE YOU READING THIS?! ARE OUTTA YOUR MIND?! TAKE THE STUPID QUIZ ALREADY!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. A cow suddenly farts on you. You...
What the heck?!
Applaud. Cows have talent.
Suddenly have the urge for steak.
pick your nose
4. A friend walks up to you. You...
eat your friend (you were getting hungry)
talk to them
throw a hotdog at your friend
burp
5. You look at your hand and discover that you lost your index finger. You...
try to find it.
scream
start to eat your other fingers
WHAT THE HECK?!
6. You're listening to your iPod one day when suddenly it tells you, "Aww, we listen to this song all the time! Can we listen to something else?" You...
scream
tell it to shut up or you'll ditch it for a video
think it's your imagination
WHAT THE HECK?!!!
7. You're falling asleep while doing your homework when suddenly it starts to cry. "You never liked me!" it sobbed, "Nobody does. It's O.K. I know. I always was used as a threat if little Billy didn't behave. Can you imagine? Someone threatening little child
scream
comfort your homework
offer your homework some tea and play video games with it
OK, NOW THIS IS JUST WEIRD!
8. You are drawing little faces on your fingers, when suddenly your finger starts to cough. "You *cough* got that ink *cough* stuck in my throat! *cough* Be careful next time!" You...
scream
apologize
ask your finger what his fave color is
Um...
9. You pick your nose and your "little treasure" starts to talk to you. "Whew! Glad you got me out! It's dark in there!" You...
scream
put the screaming booger back in your nose
wish you had used a tissue
eat it
keep it for a pet and name it Bob. Later, you buy it glasses.
WHAT THE HECK?!?!
10. A flying pig lands on your shoulder. You...
teach it to dance and do the disco with the pig AND your talking booger
scream
kick it outside
WHAT THE?!
11. Do you think this quiz was stupid?
NO WAY!! THIS QUIZ WAS FREAKING AWESOME!
HECK YEA! THIS QUIZ FREAKS ME OUT.
Would you like some tea with that?
No comment
12. Would you suggest this quiz to a friend?
Sure
No
WHY ON EARTH WOULD I DO THAT?!
I like monkeys
GET TO THE POINT!!

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