I.Q. Determinant Survey

Yeah, so here before you is a test of wit, intelligence, and... not much else... well, maybe a bit of luck. This test will present you with a unique oppertunity for instant feedback. In taking this test, you will figure out just how 'smart' I think you are.

I know everyone loves to know what everyone else thinks about them. So, I'm giving you a chance, right now, to turn back. If you're stupid, this test WILL prove it, and a scathing review will be given.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. A dog, standing on all fours, can tilt it's head upward allowing it to look up.
True
False
My dog can.
4. Chickens have no knees.
Truely false
Falsely true
Chickens can fly.
5. Choose the right way of saying this: Eating babies isn't so not cool.
Eating babies is so not cool.
Eating babies is so cool.
Eating babies is like counting calories.
6. If hatred is malice, and hatred is a strong word, then malice must also be a strong word.
Yes.
No.
7. The first lyric in our national anthem is in the form of a question(Don't look this up).
No, no it is not.
Yes, I know.
I can not even put forth an educated guess.
8. Barack Obama will raise taxes, because that's what liberal democrats want to do.
IT IS TRUE.
IT IS A LIE.
BARACK IS COOL.
BARACK IS A TOOL.
BARACK CAN'T EVEN WIPE HIS OWN ASS.
BARACK IS A COCK. ND BY THAT, I MEAN A GOD DAMNED ROOSTER.
9. Highway 365 starts in downtown Port Neches and runs way the hell out there somewhere.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
10. What's 6 times a billion?
6000000
600000000
6000000000
600000
11. What's the worst thing that happened to me this week?
I applied to work at Wal-Mart and got rejected.
I smashed a cat with my car and had to clean it's entrails from my front bumper.
I was hit in the back of the head with a softball.
My insomniatic tendencies continue to plague my nights.
12. What's the best thing that happened to me this week?
I've woken up every morning.
I GOT LAID.
Everything thing I started, I finished.
I've caught more green lights that red lights.

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