How Wilkes-Barre Are You?

Long dismissed as a home of cheap labor and good pizza, Wilkes-Barre is experiencing a Renaissance. Soon, we will be joined by newcomers not only from Scranton and Hazleton but from exotic spots as far away as Pottsville.

In order to identify the true Wilkes-Barre-ians in cyberspace, we offer this quiz. Take your time, study up, and choose your answers wisely. Should you not score well, pay closer attention to the people on da Square and up the Mall. Couple two tree years, you'll get it.

Created by: Michael
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Where is the REAL Abe's Hot Dogs?
Main Street
Barney Street
309
4. During the summer, what day of the week is it hardest to park near the Square?
Sunday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
5. Where do you get your tickets?
Matus's
Anthracite
Peters on Blackman
Peters on North Main
Pantry Quik
Schiel's
6. Who was Agnes?
My high school crush
The kind old librarian from the Hoyt
The lady who went to AC with my grandma
The b---- who destroyed grandma's house
7. Pick the answer with all correct church-ethnicity pairings
St. Rocco's/Italian, St. Mary's Washington Street/Polish, St. Patrick's/Irish
St. Nick's/German, St. Casimir's/Italian, St. Mary's Park Ave/Irish
St. Nick's/German, St. Casimir's/Slovak, St. Mary's Washington Street/Polish
St. Mary's Washington Street/Irish, St. Mary's Park Ave/Polish, St. Mary's South Main/Syrian
8. The arena is the House That ______ Built.
Kevin Blaum
Paul Kanjorski
Ed Rendell
Charlie Lemmond
Neil O'Donnell
Eric Redick
9. What's the best way to cook eggs?
Benedict
Scrambled
Poached
Dippy
10. Which TV personality do you miss the most?
Vic Vetters
Debbie Dunleavy
Valerie Amsterdam
Sid Michaels
Karen Harch
Vince Sweeney
11. Djeetyet?
What?
Seven
Yahoo!
No, joo?
12. Neddoff's was the best place to get a(n):
Oil change
Haircut
Dish of rice pudding
New suit
Root canal
Buick
13. Which of these things is not like the others?
Insalaco's
Mr. Z's
Brady's
Bergman's
14. Who do you spend most winter Saturdays with?
Your spouse
Your kids
Your priest
Joe Paterno
15. Which of these situations is most outrageous?
Seventeen members of the Championship 1898 Wilkes-Barre High football team were recorded as voting in the last municipal election.
A man woke from a 15-year coma, walked to Abe's and bought a hot dog for less than a dollar.
A high school teacher, on the Monday immediately following Thanksgiving, gave his students a pop quiz.
Elvis bought season tickets for the Penguins games.

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