How well do you know fanfiction?

Fanfiction. Fanfiction is a recreational activity. Fanfiction is a procrastination tool. Fanfiction is an obsession. Fanfiction is both mind-scarring, and mind-scarringly good.

How well do YOU know fanfiction? Are you aware of all the jargon? Do you know the history of fanfiction? What about the legal problems? Is your mind as twisted as the mind that created this? Find out... inside, on specially marked cereal boxes. But no, really, do take the quiz.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is a fandom?
A store with fans and air conditioners.
The community that surrounds a book/movie/t.v. show etc.
Sorry, what?
The state of being a fan of something.
The state of being a fan. Like an airconditioner.
A noun.
4. What is the most common definition of "sqee"?
The excited cry of a fangirl. Usually over her lust object/favorite pairing.
Something utterly and totally disgusting.
A cute and fuzzy animal.
Squee?
A... noise?
See the O.E.D. if you really care to find out. Not like it'll be there...
5. What is "squick"?
The excited cry of a fangirl. Usually over her lust object/favorite pairing.
Something utterly and totally disgusting.
A cute and fuzzy animal. Wait, no. A rabid and DISEASED animal.
Squick?
Something squeaky? ...Squeaky clean! Like Lysol!
See the O.E.D. if you really care to find out. Well... Urbandictionary might be a more likely place to find it...
6. Which of these couples is canon in the Harry Potter books?
Canon? ...Isn't that a church thing?
Albus Dumbledore/Minerva McGonagall
Harry Potter/Hermione Granger
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks
Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
7. What is a lemon?
Something I would NEVER NEVER read.
Hehe... I like those...
...A fruit?
A bad book written by an otherwise good author?
A little too explicit for some sites.
...A vegetable?
8. Which couple was supposedly the first slash pairing in fanfiction?
Harry/Draco forever! Especially the Veela fics...
Kirk and Spock
Naruto and Sasuke
What's slash?
Slash is gross. I don't know.
Cain and Abel. ...Heaven help you if you pick this answer.
9. What is gen.?
Short for genocide. Meaning this fic should be R-rated. Or M-rated. Or whatever you want to call it.
Less likely to give me deep mental scars removable only by hours and hours of expensive therapy than het. or slash.
A misspelled girl's nickname.
Short for generational. Meaning obscure and/or old people.
Short for general. Meaning no pairings.
I don't know. I don't read fanfiction. Why am I taking this quiz again?
10. What is a drabble?
A fic of 100 words or less.
Something I won't waste my time reading.
A monologue.
Something really boring.
Airconditioner fluid.
A rainy day. Very overcast. Lots of clouds. Rain. Cold. Very grey clouds. Often cumulonimbus.
11. What is a ship?
A boat. Like the one Noah built.
The Black Pearl.
The HMS Pinafore.
Thomas the Tank Engine.
House/Cuddy.
A pairing. As a verb, it's to support a certain pairing.
12. What is a disclaimer, and why is it necessary if you intend to post a piece of fanfiction?
THs iznt myn so FCK of. Dont su.
I am the author. I claim all royalities and profits. And make no mistake, I AM profiting from this.
A disclaimer is a statement of non-ownership, and it is necessary because otherwise you can get your butt kicked in court.
A disclaimer is important?
What IS a disclaimer? I don't read fanfiction... Why am I here (yet again)?
It says what your fic is about.
13. What is a flame?
dis a bad kwiz. u sux. ff is so not lyk dat! ur just jelas 'cuz my kwiz is betta dan urs. fck of.
I'm going to be nice and review like you asked. :-) I absolutely despise your story. I will now proceed to ridicule it and you for the next twenty paragraphs. If you're not in tears by the end of it, I'll be sorely disappointed. Oh! And feel free to PM me
OMG, I LUV you're story!!1!!!
An old high-school sweetheart that you still harbor romantic feelings towards, despite him/her cheating/dumping you for someone better-looking/richer.
A review in which the reviewer is incredibly mean under the guise of "constructive criticism". Or at least, attempts to be incredibly mean. Some achieve mean-ness better than others. :D
FIRE!!! It's SHINY. And BRIGHT. And HOT. And FIERY! And no, I'm not a pyromaniac. I just like FIRE!

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