How Twi-Tard Are You?

Well, I'm sure that everyone has heard of the book "Twilight". Many people love it, many people hate it, but only a few are DIE HARD TWI-TARDS, and only a few really f***ing hate that book with a passion.

Take this quiz to find out if you are simply a fan, a big fan, are a true Twerdy Twi-Tard. Or, see if you really do hate it with a passion, like i do. Good luck!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Have you ever read Twilight?
Yes...and I LOVED IT!!! :D:D...Edward is soooo dreamy....:)
Yeah, it was a great book!! :D I loved it, I'm seeing the movie soon!
Read it, nothing special.
Read it and didn't like it at all.
Read half of it/none at all, and chucked it at the wall.
4. What do you think of Bella?
She's awesome, she's my role model, I want to be just like her!
She's cool. I'm totally jealous though, because she has EDWARD
Meh.
I didn't really like her, she was really boring.
Where do I start? She's annoying, whiny, anti-feminist, and just an overall BIOTCH
She's cool.
5. What do you think of Edward?
OMEC where do I begin??? His golden eyes, like liquid topaz,.....*sigh* and he's a gentleman!! I want MY bf to be just like him!!!
He's hot, and strong...I adore him!
He's alright. I guess he's pretty cool, being a vampire and all.
Didn't like him much, didn't really like how he wanted to eat Bella....
I thought he was gay. I hated his guts I wanted to rip them out, fry them, and serve them to Bella.
6. What kind of music do you listen to?
Everything. Rock, rap, pop, as long as the movie doesn't ruin any song I like...
Regular stuff.
Anything Edward listens to....and Bella too, they listen to the same stuff kinda... I
Anything
TWILIGHT SOUNDTRACK duhhh
7. And now the cliche question: What is your favourite colour?
Golden, like Edward's eyes.....:D
Blue.
Green.
Red, like the colour of Stephanie Meyer's blood when I stab her for writing these books.
Umm well I like silver....as in Volvos... :)
8. What is your ideal vampire?
Umm scary, ready to kick the $#!T out of anything that pisses him off...a real badass vampire. One that doesn't sparkle.
Anything that sparkles :)
Well Twilight was the first real vampire book I read, so... I guess kinda like Edward
EDWARD CULLEN DUH
He has a cape. And fangs. Unlike Edward.
9. Would you want your significant other to sparkle (literally SPARKLE) in the sun?
Uhh doesn't matter.
YEAH haha Edward did! :)
Uhh NO. That's retarded. Why the hell did they make Edward sparkle anyways?
NO. EW.
YES OMEC JUST LIKE EDWARD!!! :D:D:D:D
10. Do you squeal when you see silver Volvo's?
Isn't that a car in the book?
YEAH that's what Edward drives OMEC!!!!
No I key them. And piss on them. I hate that Cullen dude so much.
Like a schoolgirl....:$
No. Why would I?
11. Should Bella stay mortal?
NO she should marry her one true love, EDWARD.
Yeah! It's better for her in the long run.
She should go die in a hole.
Well I personally think she should marry Edward. Those two are so cute together!
Don't care, didn't get that far in the series.
12. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Probably Canada, that country kicks ASS!
FORKS!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D
Umm Forks, or Arizona, since both are significant places in the book. :)
I'd go see that Meyer chick. Then I'd give her a real piece of my mind.
Maybe Arizona somewhere. Hey that's where Bella is from!
13. If you could ask Stephanie Meyer one question, what would it be?
Can I kill you now??? YOU WRITE TERRIBLE BOOKS with no plot. God woman. Go kill yourself.
I wouldn't want to see her.
Ask her for an autograph...
Can I hug you now???? I LOVE YOUR BOOKS!!!! You are my hero!!! :D
Can I be in your next book?????

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