How Sussex are you?

There are many wonderful people in the world and there are many places in Britain that are wonderful. What you might not know is that Sussex is the BEST.

Find out why good old Sussex by the sea is the best part of England, why when people sing 'Jerusalem' that they think of the green and pleasant land of Sussex, find out, once and for all: How Sussex are YOU?!

Created by: WuntBeDruv
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Sussex man born and bred, strong in the arm and thick in the....?
Wallet
Christmas Jumper
Head
Shoulders
Knees
Toes
4. Kent =
Neighbours! Hi neighbours!!
Foreigners
Inbreds
A day out!
All of them, but we'd only admit to 2 & 3.
5. It's called the ........... Pier?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Pier
Palace Pier
Brighton Pier
Your mum's a pier
Your FACE is a pier
6. If you ask for some 'mother in law' at the pub, you're getting:
A cocktail made from sherry, gin, and port. It'd certainly make your in-laws more attractive! ;)
A pint of 'old' and 'best bitter'.
A quirkily named local wine.
A "wayheeeeeey!" from all the other drinkers in the room.
7. Crowborough
Basically Kent. Get out of our county!
When the rest of Sussex is getting rain, Crowborough gets snow.
Posh people
Kebambulance (kebab ambulance, duh)
Arthur Conan Doyle
All of the above
8. What sport is pretty much exclusive to Sussex?
Cricket
Stoolball
Rounders
Boules
Seagull clubbing (but only on the 3rd Saturday of each month when it is legal until noon)
9. You want to hear some live music in a pub, you hop in your tractor and head off to:
3 Bells
4 Bells
5 Bells
6 Bells
7 Bells
9 Bells (did we forget 8?)
10. Have you seen a sheep being born?
Yes
No
On telly
OMFG get out, I'm not Welsh you know!
11. Pell's Pool:
Yay!
Brrrr!
NOPE
Is it even still there?
12. Pint of:
Harolds
Hardys
Harveys
Hermanns
Hendersons
13. Which direction is London, wherever you are in the world?
The only way is up, baby
I'm going down to London town
14. Incinerator, swing bridge, Paradise Park, a ferry that has to do a 3-point turn in the sea to get to France. Congratulations, you're in:
Hastings
Shoreham
Newhaven
Dover
Wadhurst
15. Where does Northern England start?
Cheshire
Staffordshire
Watford Gap
The M25 at Godstone
Crowborough
Anything north of my house is Northern England.
16. If you're on a borstal you're
Out of breath
King of the Castle
Taking in some glorious views of Lewes and the Weald
A town crier
An idiot
17. Is Brighton part of Sussex, honestly?
It used to be, but in 2000 a unitary city authority was created so technically it isn't any more.
FOREVER
It never was
Sort of?
18. Seven Sisters:
At the same time? You animal!
Not Dover cliffs, NOT DOVER CLIFFS! Get it right, Americans!
A decent afternoon stroll
My favourite pub! Yay!
19. Chanctonbury Ring
A piece of jewellery exclusive to West Sussex
A hill fort
CHANKLEBURY, honestly!
Something you get after eating spicy food - ouch!
20. Cuckfield... 'cuck' rhymes with:
Yuck
Book
Cake
21. You 'wunt be druv'. You:
Have a phobia of chauffeurs
Hate leaving the Sussex borders
Know your own mind
Are a terrible backseat driver and all your friends hate you
22. East Grinstead
Mormons
Scientologists
Worst night out of my LIFE
A picturesque town full of history
East GRIMstead
All of 'em
23. Have you tried the spring water in Royal Tunbridge Wells?
Yep, it is minging
No, I'm worried it'll make me Kentish
Are you kidding? I've never been to Tunbridge Wells! It's too far north!
24. How can you tell if somebody is from Lewes?
Extra fingers
Kooky fashion and a sense of self-righteousness
A massive love of Mumford & Sons
You can ask them
You don't need signs or clue, you just know.
It's impossible. This question is stupid.
25. East or West?
East
West
This isn't fair!

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