1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. Sussex man born and bred, strong in the arm and thick in the....? Wallet Christmas Jumper Head Shoulders Knees Toes 4. Kent = Neighbours! Hi neighbours!! Foreigners Inbreds A day out! All of them, but we'd only admit to 2 & 3. 5. It's called the ........... Pier? Harry Potter and the Deathly Pier Palace Pier Brighton Pier Your mum's a pier Your FACE is a pier 6. If you ask for some 'mother in law' at the pub, you're getting: A cocktail made from sherry, gin, and port. It'd certainly make your in-laws more attractive! ;) A pint of 'old' and 'best bitter'. A quirkily named local wine. A "wayheeeeeey!" from all the other drinkers in the room. 7. Crowborough Basically Kent. Get out of our county! When the rest of Sussex is getting rain, Crowborough gets snow. Posh people Kebambulance (kebab ambulance, duh) Arthur Conan Doyle All of the above 8. What sport is pretty much exclusive to Sussex? Cricket Stoolball Rounders Boules Seagull clubbing (but only on the 3rd Saturday of each month when it is legal until noon) 9. You want to hear some live music in a pub, you hop in your tractor and head off to: 3 Bells 4 Bells 5 Bells 6 Bells 7 Bells 9 Bells (did we forget 8?) 10. Have you seen a sheep being born? Yes No On telly OMFG get out, I'm not Welsh you know! 11. Pell's Pool: Yay! Brrrr! NOPE Is it even still there? 12. Pint of: Harolds Hardys Harveys Hermanns Hendersons 13. Which direction is London, wherever you are in the world? The only way is up, baby I'm going down to London town 14. Incinerator, swing bridge, Paradise Park, a ferry that has to do a 3-point turn in the sea to get to France. Congratulations, you're in: Hastings Shoreham Newhaven Dover Wadhurst 15. Where does Northern England start? Cheshire Staffordshire Watford Gap The M25 at Godstone Crowborough Anything north of my house is Northern England. 16. If you're on a borstal you're Out of breath King of the Castle Taking in some glorious views of Lewes and the Weald A town crier An idiot 17. Is Brighton part of Sussex, honestly? It used to be, but in 2000 a unitary city authority was created so technically it isn't any more. FOREVER It never was Sort of? 18. Seven Sisters: At the same time? You animal! Not Dover cliffs, NOT DOVER CLIFFS! Get it right, Americans! A decent afternoon stroll My favourite pub! Yay! 19. Chanctonbury Ring A piece of jewellery exclusive to West Sussex A hill fort CHANKLEBURY, honestly! Something you get after eating spicy food - ouch! 20. Cuckfield... 'cuck' rhymes with: Yuck Book Cake 21. You 'wunt be druv'. You: Have a phobia of chauffeurs Hate leaving the Sussex borders Know your own mind Are a terrible backseat driver and all your friends hate you 22. East Grinstead Mormons Scientologists Worst night out of my LIFE A picturesque town full of history East GRIMstead All of 'em 23. Have you tried the spring water in Royal Tunbridge Wells? Yep, it is minging No, I'm worried it'll make me Kentish Are you kidding? I've never been to Tunbridge Wells! It's too far north! 24. How can you tell if somebody is from Lewes? Extra fingers Kooky fashion and a sense of self-righteousness A massive love of Mumford & Sons You can ask them You don't need signs or clue, you just know. It's impossible. This question is stupid. 25. East or West? East West This isn't fair!