1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. Which kind of pie or cake do you like best? Apple pie Chocolate cake Strawberry Something Ooh, ooh, cookie ^^ home-made cookie I'd rather have an apple 4. How about the statement: "I think horror/thriller movies are very funny sometimes" Yes. Yes, the ones that have only gore, instead of a story. No, I hate scary movies. No. Yes and I'm a vegan. 5. What is your favourite kind of accessory? A fashionable bag. A useless belt one wears around the waist, it looks pretty! Spikes, safety pins, patches... things like that. Accesories are useless. Other. 6. If you saw someone blowing bubbles in a railway station, how would you react? I'd think that person is crazy. I'd say to that person that she/he is crazy and/or childish. Yay, a fellow bubble-blower! Take out your bubble-blowing equipment and lighten up the worrrrrld ^^! I'd smile and wave at the person. I'd try to ignore this unusual activity going on around me. I wish I had the guts to be so... different. 7. How do you think most people see you? See me? They can see me? NOHHHH, they must have followed me home, aaaah !!!@$$$ People usually seem to be disturbed when they look at me. As one of them. I hope they think I'm a very cool person. They never seem to notice me, so I wouldn't really know... 8. How did you do/ are you doing in highschool? Average. I was/am one of the brightest kids around. I dropped out. I don't or didn't really care. I did poorly. 9. Have you ever dyed your hear? Yes, blond or brown - natural color. Yes, somewhat unnatural black, muahaha. Yes, I've had many colors. No, I like my hear the way it is. No, I'm allready blond. 10. Another statement: "Animals are to be eaten." Well, you can keep them as pets as well. I like meat, I confess. No. I think it's cruel to eat animals, we don't have to anymore. I don't eat anything else. Do you have some beer to go with it? 11. "Veni, vidi, vici" Right...?? I don't know any Latin. I came, I saw, I conquered... so what? Et ii! -.- Yeah and after that he was backstabbed by his toga-wearing friends. Sucker. 12. Your house is filthy, it really needs to be cleaned. What do you do? I don't live in a house. Clean it. Ignore it. It's never filthy. I have Rhypophobia. Manipulate someone into doing it. Hehe. 13. How do you usually travel? I fly on a broomstick. I take the car or train, I go by foot, depends on the distance. I only travel by car. I fly on a vacuum-cleaner. I walk. If it's too far, I don't go. 14. What do you think of George W. Bush, the president of the United States? I don't care about him, I live somewhere else. I'd kill him personally if I could get close to him. Motherf-er. I love him. I think he's a good president. He's entitled to his own opinion, right? 15. Why are you taking this test? I'm bored. I want to be strange... please tell me I am? I don't really know... To prove I'm not strange. 16. Do you have any strange abilities? I can wiggle my ears. I can wiggle my ears, bend only the upper joint of my fingers and so on. I'm psychic. I don't. I blend in with the mass. 17. The U.S. decided to launch their atomic bombs anyway and everyone accept you became a zombie. What do you do? Zombie's eat brains. If I act stupid, maybe they'll think mine is small, so they'll go eat another zombies brain. Run and hide. Figure out a way to get them normal again. Commit suicide. Run, hide and watch "I, legend" a hundred times. Maybe you learn something from it. 18. If you see a guinea pig, what do you think? *kick* Awww, cute! Where's the ketchup? Guinea pigs taste like *...* without any kind of sauce. Where did it come from? ... Bet my brother/cousin/neighbour hasn't closed it's shelter. 19. What kind of music are you into? Anything goes. I usually listen to the radio. If it's on MTV it's usually nice. Metal, rock, emo, alternative s---. I hate music. 20. Do you like to have white beans and tomato sauce for breakfast? Yes, I'm from England. Yes, I'm not from England. No. Ooh, ooh, I would have them every day if I could ^^. 21. Are you in a relationship? Yes. No. No, I HATE people. Why do you think I'm surfing on the web? Yes, a polygamic one. No, but I'm searching. 22. Which of the following is most perfect in your opinion? Bubbles. They are, if small, perfect spheres... Me. Nothing is perfect. The world of the ideas. Plato rules. Uhh... Gisele Bundchen? 23. How often do you cut your toenails? Every day. Whenever they get long... Never. I don't have toenails.