How Savage are you?

A savage is someone who takes no prisoners and says it like it is, a force to be reckoned with and scared of at all times. You may upset people but remember it is for their own good.

Are you savage enough to frighten, shock and embarrass the living daylights out of some unsuspecting poor soul??? If you don't somebody else will so cease the moment.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If somebody annoyed you continually after asking them to stop would you...
Be calm & take a deep breath
Ignore them and continue annoyed
Give them a subtle warning
Tell them firmly to remove themselves
Shout at them agrresively so they get it
Pick up the nearest blunt object and launch it at them
4. If somebody spoke without thinking, would you...
Answer politely
Prompt them to give more detail
Look at them confused
Look at them with disgust
Ask them what on earth they are talking about
Insist they never speak to you again
5. If somebody stole your work equipment i.e. stapler or fan, would you...
Tell them, that's ok you're welcome
Say it's ok to borrow it for 5 mins
Fetch new supplies for yourself and tut
Look at them with disgust & tut louder
Demand they return your possessions immediately
Steal they're entire equipment and your own back whilst swearing rancidly
6. A stranger queue jumps right in front of you, do you...
Smile and commence chitter chatter
Look unpleased but decide lifes too short
Give an evil stare without commenting
Give an evil whilst talking about them in earshot
Spark a ciggy and flick ash at them hoping their clothes catch a light
Knee them from behind so they fall to floor & laugh
7. After smelling a toxic trump in your close vicinity, you...
Pretend to be oblivious
Open the nearest window
Breath through the sleeve of your jumper
Comment to the person next to you how rude the smell is
Swear loudly embarrassing said trumper
Leave the compartment complaining to anyone who'll listen whilst breathing through your sleeve & swearing
8. Somebody tells you what you are thinking, you respond...
Yes you're right
Mmm not quite sure i agree
Really?? (said in sarcastic tone)
Thoroughly disagree stating your arguement concisely
Ask them if they can read anybody elses mind
Scream & throw anything in reach
9. A colleague eats your lunch from the fridge, and you've seen this for yourself... do you
Arrange to buy more food
Ask them if they enjoyed your dinner
Sarcastically ask for the money they owe you
Demand they replace it immediately
Loudly state, i hope it chokes you
Swear at them hoping they regurgetate the meal
10. A colleague leaves s--- stains and pubes in the work toilets, do you...
Clean it up and don't mention it at all
Say nothing and hope they learn some manners
Whisper to closest colleage what you have encountered
Send email around office asking for people to come forward with suspects
Keep look out for the culprit & mock them
Walk up & down the office, screaming who is the phantom pooer until somebody goes red!!
11. A friend falls over and rips her trousers/skirt, do you...
Offer to assist in anyway feeling mortified for her
Show sympathy, offer a cup of tea & fetch first aid box
Tell her it's not that bad and hope she soon gets over it
Say get a grip bird, and offer drink or drugs to calm her down
Get annoyed at her pussyness and go for a fag
Laugh insanely & point at her misfortune before inviting others to join you
12. A senior member of staff, walks through the office with their miniskirt hinched up showing their tampon string, would you...
Politely call them to oneside and explain what you have seen
Giggle underbreath, whilst cringing for them but say nothing
Jeer with colleagues secretively
Mock and point hysterically
Speedily roll up paper to throw at them
Alert the entire building by paging facilities whilst enjoying the opportunity to the max

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