How obnoxious a chessplayer are you?

This quiz is all about manners and etiquette in chess. Are you a gentleman at the board? Do others like to play against you? Are you a role model for other players?

Or, perhaps, you are unbearably obnoxious at the board, leaving your opponents shaken after every game? This is your chance to find out, it is only 12 questions.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you ever greet your opponents by shaking hands or typing "hi" or equivalent in an online game?
Yes, always
Most of the time
Sometimes, but it makes me feel uncomfortable
Never! I am there to play chess, not socialize
4. Your opponent has a losing position, but has not resigned. What do you do?
Taunt him/her verbally or type expletives if playing online
Start drumming your fingers on the table, or leave the online game
Patiently wait for your opponent's move
Call the police
5. You have a clearly losing position, your opponent has plenty of time, no chance for them to run into time trouble. What do you do?
Resign, and congratulate your opponent
Resign and immediately walk away from the table
Play on, till you are left with only your king
Deliberately lose on time
6. When you kibitz a game, you
Loudly ridicule the play of both players
Make witty remarks after a blunder by either player
Keep quiet during the game and walk away when it's over
Keep quiet during the game and offer your opinion afterwards
7. Right after you've made your move, you notice that it is a blunder leading go a mate. You
Yell "j'adoube!!" and take the move back
Resign immediately
Sit tight and hope your opponent doesn't notice
Smile as if it was the best possible move
8. Your opponent is coughing and sneezing every now and then. You
Offer him tissues or an aspirin
Try to ignore him
Call the referee and lodge a complaint
Start making noises yourself
9. How do you feel about drawing a game?
I accept it - most games end this way
I hate draws!
It's fine if I'm playing a much stronger player
Draws should be outlawed
10. Your opponent is playing verrrry slowly. You
Abruptly get up and leave
Make a rude reference to snails or sloths
Suffer in silence
Ask him whether he knows it is his turn to move
11. In an online game, your opponent is making offensive, rude remarks. You
Unleash a barrage of expletives
Deliberately lose on time
Immediately leave the game
Report him to the moderator/administrator
12. Your opponent is much weaker than yourself, you notice after a couple of moves. You
Play the game to the end
Play the game, making patronizing remarks
Silently leave the game
Curse and leave the game

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