How Norfolk are ya?

Norfolk is a truly fantastic, yet horrifying English county, which everyone from outside wishes they'd never have come across that place way out east, whilst those who live their think it's the bees knees!

Are you from Norfolk? Are you one of the Yellow Army who likes nothing better but to cause long traffic cues down the A47 on a saturday morning? Take this quiz to find out!

Created by: Barney
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What arr ya doin' at 6 in the mornin'?
Ploughing the fields!
Planting seeds for the kids
asleep
going to work
causing a tailback on the A47 in me tractor
getting ready for the day
4. Who do you love?
Your family
Your wife
Your tractor
Delia Smith
People from outside the county
Stephen Fry
5. What do you do in your spare time?
Shag me sis
Cheer on (Norwich) City!
Go to the pub
Go to the post office
plough the fields!
6. What is your faverouite weather?
Rain
Snow
Sunny Days
7. Have you ever seen a man who isn't white without making a racist remark?
Yes
No
Never seen no-one not white
8. Which phrase best describes Suffolk?
Lovely Place
Small
Average
Rubbish
Boring
Taliban
9. Describe your broadband:
Non-existant
Dial-up
workable
fast
super fast
10. Which of these is the closest major global population centre?
Dereham
Cromer
Norwich
London
Birmingham
11. For dinner you are having...
Bernard' Matthews
Chicken
Cromer Crabs
Fish & Chips
Ethnic food
something vegetarian
12. What do you do when a burglar comes into your home?
shoot the bugger
try to attack
call the police
fall asleep
13. How often do you listen to Radio Norfolk?
24/7
Everytime I'm out on the fields
Canary Call
Hardly ever
Never
14. Did you interperate Delia Smith's "we need a 12th man speech as a cry to raise arms?"
YES
No, she was drunk
What even is this?

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