How Naperville Are You

There is a town called Naperville. it is a hotbed for religiously sided conservative ideals and middle class suburbanite slobs. The higher your score on this quiz, the more of a snobby, engineering degree holder who learned about politics from their church you are.

Has your mom ever done your homework? are you generally rich. Do you lead a life of privilege in a suburban area? The higher your score on this quiz, the more of a snobby, engineering degree holder who learned about politics from their church you are.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What sport do you play?
Football
Soccer
Basketball
Baseball
Swimming
I do it all!!!!!!!!!!!
4. How do you get to work/school?
My mommy drives me while smoking hot Turkish maids massage my head with oils.
Hell, I walk rain or shine.
Ride my bike.
Drive.
Thumb a ride.
Jack a car.
5. You have a project of some sort that is due next week. It is a project that is very hard and you have never done it before in your life. What do you do?
Have my mom do it.
My mom does it, she doesn't even give me a chance!
Do it on my own!
6. On a scale of 1-10, how much does your family care about how you do in life?
1-3
4-7
8-10
My mom only cared that I worked hard.
My mom always said failure is not an option.
Once I got a B+ on a report card and I had to wear a dunce cap until I turned 18.
7. What race are you?
Black/Hispanic
White
Asian (includes India and the middle east)
Canadian Irish
8. Where did you/will you go to college?
MIT
Screw College
University of Illinois
Hobo U.
The Farthest away university from the dump that is my hometown!
9. what is your income?
0-1k
1k-15k
15k-25k
25k-40k
1,000,000
Screw you!
10. What is your favorite football team?
Whoever just won the superbowl.
Not the Bears. They suck now.
DAAAAAAAA BEARS
The Packers
The Patriots. I have a crush on Tom Brady!
Screw football. I told you I play SOCCER!
11. How would you describe your life on weekdays.
Study Study Study!
I do too much s---!
You can see me in da club.
I suffer.
My life is like a black abyss. It's so dark, and it's suffocating.
If I hear World of Warcraft one More time I'm going to punch a wall!
12. A guy corners you in a dead end. He pulls a gun and demands that you give him all currency and valuables. you...
Poke him
Snap that prick's neck
Take the gun and shoot him in the nads
Cooperate with him and buy him a round.
Scream like the soccer playing wuss that I am.
Soccer players are more manly than football players. Blah Blah Blah. Pads. Blah Blah Blah. Helmets. Blah Blah Blah. Hospital. Blah Blah Blah. World's favorite sport.
13. If you could pick one system to have for free, it would be
Wii
PS2
PS3
X360
A Wii to burn it.
I already have a Wii and I love it!
14. Good politicians
are republicans
are fair
don't really lead
are liberals
are 300 pounds and think they know everything
send more troops into Iraq
15. Naperville is in what state?
Illinois
I don't give a damn.
Montana
Indiana
Massachusetts
Georgia

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