1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. You are late for a friend's party. You cross a road on the way there, and find an obviously hungry cat whining loudly in utter hunger. What do you do? Give the milk- that was for the party- to it until it's better. Feel sorry for it and stroke it. Pull some out-of-date milk out of next-door's trash and feed it to the cat. Ignore it. Hiss at it and tell it to shut up. Kill it and "put it out of it's pain."4. An animal rights lady tries to sell you a leaflet on animal cruelty for 50p. What do you do? Buy it- it's only 50p, and the money gos to animals. Swear at her and run off laughing. Give her £1.00 and tell her to save the leaflet for someone who needs it more. Stare at the leaflet and cry about the terrible things that it says. Stand infront of her, deadly still, for an hour and stare at her for no particular reason. Steal a leaflet and bin it.5. A duck comes up to you and asks you where the nearest pub is- as it would love a beer. What do you say? "Down King Street, mate! 'Ave a nice drink!" "King Street. Hang on a sec, I'll come too!" "Please don't drink, it's bad for your health!" "YOU'RE A TALKING DUCK! AHHHH!" "Where is the sky?" "OMG! WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR FEATHERS?"6. You see a pig picking it's nose. What do you do? Call up ITV news and tell them. Point at it and stand there, screaming. Ignore it- everyone does it. Walk up to it grab it's hand and yell: "That's discusting!" Copy it- it looks fun! Take no notice- you once saw a sheep scratching it's bum.7. You are swimming in the sea and come face-to-face with a shark. Do you? A. Poke it in-between the eyes and laugh at it go cross-eyed. Close your eyes- you're gonna die. Smile at it and tell it you know it can't help killing people. Pick your nose- you're bored. SWIM AWAY! Jump on it and kill it.8. A friend dares you to kill a dog. What do you do? Kill the dog-your friendship is worth it. Say you will but don't really. Give your friend a lecture on how childish they've been. Tell your "friend" that a friend that asks something like that should no longer be your friend.9. Do you think you like animals? Yeah, I guess. YES. Not sure. NO. Not really.10. Are you...? Vegan Vegetarian Meat Eater Wanna-be vegen. Wanna-be vegetarian. ???11. Out of these, which would you rather be? Super Star (and an animal lover). Vet. Super Star. Kind zoo keeper. Work in a factory farm and kill animals. Not sure.12. Has this quiz bored you? Yes. No.