How Melbourne are you?

There are many places in Florida that are special, but none as unique as Melbourne. Melbourne is not just a city, but an area made up of smaller little cities and towns. Melbourne is a place where you can enjoy the beach, the city, and the suburbs all in the same area. How cool is that? The people in Melbourne are also special. Snowbirds, tourists, hardcore natives, retirees, and college kids all call this place home.

How much do you know about Melbourne? Can you tell the natives from the snowbirds? The tourists from the new people in town who just haven't changed their license plate? After taking this quiz, maybe you'll take just a few seconds to think before you flip them the bird on A1A (or not)! In just a few minutes, you can find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. The stop sign at Municipal and New Haven is:
annoying
a meeting spot
a safety feature for pedestrians and motorists
where?
4. What do you call Macy's department store in the Melbourne Square Mall?
Burdines
Macy's
5. You take your boat out on the river, but do you swim in the river?
Hell no! I remember when that river was actuall clean!
Hell no! I've seen what gets dumped in that river!
Maybe
Of course! You can't do that back where I come from!
6. When you go to the beach, you go to:
Wherever the least amount of cars are
Melbourne Beach
Fifth Ave in Indialantic
Coconuts in Cocoa Beach
7. When you walk by Meg O Malley's, you think:
Remember when this was Fat Cat's?
I could drink a Guinness...
8. Your 13 year-old brother wants a studded belt and a wallet w/ a chain. You go to:
The Shop
find a store in the mall
Hot Topic
9. The month of May means:
love bug season
snowbirds (finally) leave
sea turtle season
time go pack up and go back up north
10. When you see condos being built in Melbourne you think:
why are they building condos that aren't on the beach?
great, more construction
what's a condo?
11. It's New Year's Eve. You are:
outside lighting fireworks and drinking
at a street party
bundled up inside b/c it's snowing outside
12. It's summer time and it's about 3pm and it begins to rain- hard. You think:
it will be done by 3:45. just like yesterday. and the day before, and the day before...
i should have packed an umbrella
13. You live beachside. Why don't you want to go to take a short trip to get something?
because that would mean 'crossing the bridge'
because i can't ride my bike to it
what? why wouldn't i want to take a short trip?
14. A new neighbor moves in next door and asks where to go to get something. You tell them it's just a short trip away. In Melbournese, this means:
30 minutes in each direction
depends on how slow and which lane the snowbirds are taking up
a short trip means a short trip? right?

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