1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. If your sister came to your house for a vist, where would you make her sleep? On the couch On the floor In a spare bedroom In my bed In her car4. If a co-worker asked to borrow your pen, how do you respond? Tell them they can keep it Let them borrow it, but email them all day long asking for it back Throw one across the office and make them fetch Stab them in the eye with it Don't even look at them and point to one in the mug on your desk5. If someone cuts you off while driving, what do you do? Blow the horn Blow the horn and curse like a sailor Follow them for the next 20 miles throwing any object you have in your car at them-pens, lighter, McDonald's cup, shoe, CD player, etc. Stop the car, get out rip them out by the hair, and punch them in the face Keep driving6. If someone buts in line in front of you at the grocery store, what do you do? Don't say anything and let them go Kick them in the back of the knees and make them buckle Push your cart in to them repeatedly until they let you in front of them Scream-we have a line butter in aisle 3, stinky line butter, aisle 3! Say, some people are really f****** ignorant!7. What natural disaster would you consider yourself to be? Lightning Bolt Blizzard Tornado Earthquake Hurricane8. If an old woman is crossing the road and falls, what would you do? Quickly get out of the car and help Keep driving and pretend you didn't see anything Run her over, then back up, and run her over again for good measure Get out, kick her, laugh, then drive away Drive by, roll down the window and yell-looks like its time for a new hip replacement Granny!9. If your fiancee/husband's ex-girlfriend had a 98 year old grandmother who kept calling your cell phone and asking for her, what would you do? Hang up on her Tell her she has the wrong number (again) and hang up on her Yell-your grandaughter is a dirty slam pig, now stop f****** calling me Threaten to bomb her house if she calls you again Call the slam pig and threaten to bomb her house and kill her dog if you get one more phone call from her senile grandmother10. If your boyfriend invites his ex girlfriend to stay at his house for a week while she's in town, what do you do? Don't do anything and let her stay Tell him it's her or you...with a gun in your hand Sit down with your man and work it out Drive to the girls house and light her car on fire so she can't make the trip Wait in the bushes for when she gets to his house and beat the hell out of her11. If your fiancee/husband's ex wife got knocked up by the UPS man, what would you do? Dress up as a w**** and a UPS man for a Halloween party where a bunch of her ex-friends would be Call UPS and said he sexually harrassed you while dropping off a package and get him fired Sit around with your girlfriends and make fun of her while drinking a disturbing amount of Captain Morgan Ignore her-she's not worth your precious time Get her 47 brown shirt & pant outfits as a baby shower gift. She'll need a daily reminder of who her baby's daddy is12. What is your drink of choice? Captain & Coke Guiness A nice glass of wine Whatever can get me really drunk and mean I don't have time to drink Boone's Farm!!!