How 'Magic the Gathering' Are You?

There are quite a few dorks out there, but not all are TRUE Magic Dorks. It take sa special person to not only play Magic the Gathering, but also to admit it.

Are YOU a Magic Dork? Did you spend every minute of every weekend in a dark basement somewhere double-fisting 24 ounce Mountain Dews while everyone else was out playing beer pong? Take this test and we'll find out!

Created by: Doug
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What does MTG stand for?
Muggles Taste Goobers
Magic the Gathering
Meet the Goonies
Marry The Gorilla
4. If you had to dig a hole through a mountain and make a ruby necklace at the same time while holding a double sided axe, who would you rather have helping you?
Gary the Goblin
Horatio the Hobbit
Dylan the Dwarf
Erwin the Elf
Carl the Coprophagist
5. What do you do with mana?
Tap it
Eat it
Lick it
Ride it
Fondle it
6. Who is better, a Royal Assassin or a Shivan Dragon?
What?
Shivan would tromp his ass
I can't choose, they're both so powerful
Are you kidding me? Just tap your assassin.
7. Are they still making Magic Cards?
God, I hope not.
Of course, everyone loves em!
Maybe, I'm not sure.
I thought they stopped 10 years ago.
Don't those dorks have enough already?
8.
9. When did Magic first start?
When God created the Heaven and the Earth, he created Magic the Gathering.
I don't care.
1990.
Not soon enough.
10. Did this quiz bring back old memories of pizza, pimples, and mountain dew?
Ah yes, the good old days.
Hell no.
Yes but I don't eat pizza, I ate Taco Bell.
11. How many times have you played Magic?
More than I can Count
100-500 times
A few dozen times
I messed around with it with my roommate when I was drunk in college
Never
12. When did you first play Magic the Gathering?
When I was 14 because my brother made me
I was shuffling a Magic deck coming out of the womb
NEVER!
I think it was junior high

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