1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. How do you feel when a *heathen* denies the existance of your God? They are going strait to hell!! No salvation for YOU!!! I need to save this sinner's soul!!! Do you believe in ANY God?? Who gives a s---?? 4. When the subject of evolution arises, you feel... Utterly violated!! Evolution is WRONG - as are scientists!! I need to explain to this poor sinner about Adam and Eve.... I don't know what to think, either. Evolution could be right... Calm. Evolution is entirely correct. 5. The Bible is... The absolute Word of God and should be OBEYED!! Is my way of life - please let me show you all the perks of Christianity!!! An interesting read with an occasional valid point... A book. 6. Speaking in tongues is... God's way of showing His presence - and it is VERY exciting! Intense. If you come to church with me, you might be able to do it, too! Dubious. But there could be something behind it... Dementia. Or group-induced madness. 7. Sinning consists of... Drinking, fornication, smoking, swearing, not going to church. SATAN is always tempting you!! The Ten Commandments plus Baptist doctrine. Please let me show you!!! Not really sure exactly what true sins are. Everything that should be enjoyable to human beings. Nothing. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SIN - merely a guilty conscience. 8. If you don't get "saved" you're going to end up... In hell, heathen!! Eternal fire and damnation!! Repent, Repent!! In hell. Please, save yourself now!! Your eternal soul is at risk unless you are saved!! Maybe reincarnated? Worm food. Heaven is strictly for wishful thinkers. 9. Other world religions are... All wrong. All incorrect. The infidels will burn in hell!!! Christianity is the ONLY way... Not as fulfilling as Christianity. I do worry so, about all of those poor people who will end up in hell... Somewhat believable. Some do have merit. Interesting to research - but I'm not going to join. Also crazy. As if. 10. What is your idea of scintillating reading? The Bible. Oh, and the "Left Behind" series. I like knowing all the sinners are staying on Earth when the Rapture comes!! The Bible. CS Lewis - after he was saved. Oh, and church bulletins!! Anything and everything. If there's a Bible around I'm not adverse to reading it. Everything and anything. I love books. I don't really read. 11. Christmas is a holiday to celebrate... The birth of our Saviour, Jesus. Stop trying to take the CHRIST out of CHRISTmas, you unwashed heathens!! The birth of Jesus. And, it is a great time to join the church - with all the festivities and all... Family and friends. I enjoy catching up with everyone and appreciate the day. Time off work. Oh, and watching the game with a cold beer in hand. 12. When a missionary comes to your door, you... Find out EXACTLY how much he/she knows about the Bible, God, and Jesus. Then, convert them!! Find out if they're from my church. If they aren't, I'll invite them!! After all, they are on a Mission!! Take whatever crap they hand me and wish them Godspeed... Slam the door. They interrupted me. Heckle them and attempt to destroy their belief system.