How Evil are you?

There are many evil people, but few true nice guys. Are you one of them? Can you handle the truth? Or are you a pansy? Take this quiz, and see if you're inherantly the spawn of Satan.

Are you evil? Are you good as God? Take this quiz, and let the radiant ideas shine forth! Seriously, I have little life not spent on the computer, so please just spend two minutes filling this out.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you ever have thoughts about your problems, other than thinking on how to fix them?
Yeah. So what?
Sometimes.
Rarely.
No.
Kittens and Puppies and Ice cream, YAY!!!!
4. Are you more pessimist/cynic or optimist/happy?
Pessimist. Can I go now?
Kinda Pessimest.
I'm usually more optimistic than Cynical.
Very optimistic.
BUTTERSCOTCH!!!!!!!!! FLOWERS!!!!!!!!!
5. How many friends do you have?
1-3
3-6
7+
Do I care? Naw.
Apples and Wii and everything nice!!!!!
6. What's your ideal '5 minutes of free time', and where does it take place?
Any place, any time, bub. I'll kick your @$$ from here to whereever the f*** you came from!!!!
Laughing at other's slight misfortunes. Nothing really serious though...
Time talking to friends, on the way to school.
Helping the elderly cross major intersections, but only at crosswalks.
Turtles and lady bugs and :) thingees!!!
7. If you could be an animal for a day, which one would you be?
The vice president of '00-'08. (Cheny?)
A porcupine.
A kitten.
Anything that would benefit another by me being it.
Hershy Kisses, popcorn, and Myspace!!!
8. Are you gay/lesbian?
F*** YOU, MAN!! WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH?!?!?!!
I'm straight. I appreceate you taking thet into consideration.
I'm gay/lesbian. Are you stereotyping me based on that?
I am gay. I appreciate you taking that into consideration.
Flowers and rainbows and CAKE!!!
Unsure of that.
9. Do you ever wonder about life outside earth?
No, I've got guns for that. THEY'RE COMIN', MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little...
No.
Nope, I stick to God.
Hooray for Joy!!!!
10. Were you truthful on this test?
I categorically reject answering that question.
Yes.
No.
I'm pissed that there's not a more sarcastic answer than this one.
Fudge and Aero and Happiness!!!
11. Did you ever pick the 'three nouns' option', excluding this answer?
Yes.
No.
I killed that option's mother in her sleep!!!
Satan and Dethklok and Blood!!!
12. What is your opinion on your good/ bad qualities?(1-5/Bad-Good scale.)
1
2
3
4
5
KID CUSINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:^)
13. What is a friend's opinion on your good/bad rating? (same scale.)
1
2
3
4
5
no friends... so lonely... think I'll find some p--- now...'n masturbate with my tears...<sniff>

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