How Dallas Are You?

A proud true Dallasite is a sight to behold. Are you ready for the challenge? Just how Dallas are you? Just how Dallas are you not? Is this a pointless test? Take it and find out for yourself!

Take this quiz to see how "Big D" (Dallas) you are! You may be surprised to see the answer, you may even let new thought waft over the ether beyond the Red River!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is "chilly" in Dallas weather terms?
Below 80
Below 70
Below 60
Below 50
Below 40
Below 30
4. What is Fort Worth?
Part of the "Metroplex"
Dallas' Progressive Sister City
The Sticks
Huh? What's Fort Worth?
5. What is a Jackalope?
Say what?
A mixture between a jack rabbit and an antelope
A funny TV thing
6. What is the West Village?
A restored Old West town tourist attraction
A Lesbian bar
A Haven for 30-thousand dollar millionaires
I dunno
7. Where can you eat "Fried Coke"?
Beats me
You don't eat it, you drink it
At any of the city's saloons
At the State Fair of Texas
At the Coca-Cola plant on Lemmon Av
8. When you see a traffic light turning from green to amber, you....
Slow down and prepare to stop
I drive a burro, so dunno
Accelerate
9. A huge fake blonde hairdo helps you achieve the following:
Fit in
Are you kidding?
Grow closer to God
10. The Galleria is...
An art gallery
A mall
Heaven
11. Complete this phrase: "Tony Romo.."
..must be someone associated with Dallas
...is a homo
is the Dallas Cowboys starting QB
12. Do you speak like a Yankee?
Yes
No

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