How crazy are you?

Do you know if you are crazy or not? Need someone to tell you? Fear not, this quiz will tell you what category of crazy you belong to. Find out if you are sane enough to coexist with society.

Sure, there are days when you feel a little crazy. How much is too much though? Take this quiz and find out what level of crazy you are, and where you belong,from the nut ward to prison or if you qualify to be sane enough to make it on your own.

Created by: emily

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You pull in to go through the drive-thru of a bank when someone cuts you off taking your spot. You:
Jump out of your vehicle, run over to them and yell "My favorite cereal is captain crunch!" then turn around and leave.
Honk the horn and when they look, give them the finger.
Let it go, and wait out your turn.
Pull them out of their vehicle and stomp on them until you hear sirens coming your way.
4. You are at a bar getting drunk with some friends when one of them dares you to talk to a guy/girl. You walk up and say/do:
Push the person next to them out of the way and say "Today is your lucky day."
Run toward them with open arms, and when rejected scream "That's not a turtle! It's a sandwich!" and run out the door.
Start stripping and suggest the nearest hotel.
Order him/her a drink and say "Hi."
5. Your house is on fire! You:
Start throwing animals out the door.
Grab what few things you find most valuable and high tail it.
Start throwing things into the fire while ranting about how you can't believe this is happening.
Continue watching T.V. and wonder why it's so hard to breathe.
6. You are on a camping trip with friends and it is nighttime. Suddenly, there is a bear in your campground. Your friends start running and you:
have already passed them and are laughing while you start the car..
try to give it a hug and ask "Poohbear, where are tigger and piglet?
Throw rocks at it while yelling "Come on, you're no match for me!"
are right behind them after you get your things, no bear is eating your food.
7. You are walking home alone and notice someone following you.What do you do:
Turn around and kick them in the face.
Start running and screaming "Somebody help me!"
Call the police on your cell and quicken your pace.
Turn around and say "My favorite color is orange, now that you know this info you are my best friend!"
8. You see an old lady fall, you:
Help her up and ask if she is okay.
Steal her cane and run away.
Step over her and say "You're in my way."
Laugh in her face until you can't breathe and dance arond her in a circle.
9. You are at work and your boss asks you to stay late. You reply:
You guys are killing me but I'll help.
I quit.
Begin throwing anything and everything within reach at their head.
Do you see that ghost standing over there?
10. You take your dog for a walk in the park and sit down beside a stranger on a bench. They ask "What kind of dog is that?" you:
ask "Are you blind or stupid?"
laugh and say "The best kind."
Ignore them for a sec, then ask to borrow money.
Pull down your pants and climb the nearest tree while laughing hysterically.
11. It's xmas again, what do you buy for your bf/gf?
Tell them you didn't have any money then show them something new you bought yourself.
A funny card and what they have been wanting.
You, in a bow, nothing else.
They open their present to find an old crusty turd.
12. You are standing in line waiting to order at a fast food joint.The person in front of you is taking forever and you are becoming impatient. You show this how?:
Tapping them on the shoulder and politely ask if they could speed it up.
Yell "Hey, retard, you think you could order sometime this year!"
You shake your fists and growl angrily right next to them until they get the hint.
You jump behind the counter and start madly eating food out of the kitchen while everyone stares in disbelief.
13. You are at the swimming pool on a float when someone turns it over playfully. You:
scream "what the hell is your problem? and slap them.
You drown them.
Playfully splash them and laugh.
Get out of the pool run toward the diving board waving your arms in the air wildly and yelling "wahblahlasafooeyshoo" dive in and hold your breath until you die.

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. You pull in to go through the drive-thru of a bank when someone cuts you off taking your spot. You:

Jump out of your vehicle, run over to them and yell "My favorite cereal is captain crunch!" then turn around and leave.

Honk the horn and when they look, give them the finger.

Let it go, and wait out your turn.

Pull them out of their vehicle and stomp on them until you hear sirens coming your way.

4. You are at a bar getting drunk with some friends when one of them dares you to talk to a guy/girl. You walk up and say/do:

Push the person next to them out of the way and say "Today is your lucky day."

Run toward them with open arms, and when rejected scream "That's not a turtle! It's a sandwich!" and run out the door.

Start stripping and suggest the nearest hotel.

Order him/her a drink and say "Hi."

5. Your house is on fire! You:

Start throwing animals out the door.

Grab what few things you find most valuable and high tail it.

Start throwing things into the fire while ranting about how you can't believe this is happening.

Continue watching T.V. and wonder why it's so hard to breathe.

6. You are on a camping trip with friends and it is nighttime. Suddenly, there is a bear in your campground. Your friends start running and you:

have already passed them and are laughing while you start the car..

try to give it a hug and ask "Poohbear, where are tigger and piglet?

Throw rocks at it while yelling "Come on, you're no match for me!"

are right behind them after you get your things, no bear is eating your food.

7. You are walking home alone and notice someone following you.What do you do:

Turn around and kick them in the face.

Start running and screaming "Somebody help me!"

Call the police on your cell and quicken your pace.

Turn around and say "My favorite color is orange, now that you know this info you are my best friend!"

8. You see an old lady fall, you:

Help her up and ask if she is okay.

Steal her cane and run away.

Step over her and say "You're in my way."

Laugh in her face until you can't breathe and dance arond her in a circle.

9. You are at work and your boss asks you to stay late. You reply:

You guys are killing me but I'll help.

I quit.

Begin throwing anything and everything within reach at their head.

Do you see that ghost standing over there?

10. You take your dog for a walk in the park and sit down beside a stranger on a bench. They ask "What kind of dog is that?" you:

ask "Are you blind or stupid?"

laugh and say "The best kind."

Ignore them for a sec, then ask to borrow money.

Pull down your pants and climb the nearest tree while laughing hysterically.

11. It's xmas again, what do you buy for your bf/gf?

Tell them you didn't have any money then show them something new you bought yourself.

A funny card and what they have been wanting.

You, in a bow, nothing else.

They open their present to find an old crusty turd.

12. You are standing in line waiting to order at a fast food joint.The person in front of you is taking forever and you are becoming impatient. You show this how?:

Tapping them on the shoulder and politely ask if they could speed it up.

Yell "Hey, retard, you think you could order sometime this year!"

You shake your fists and growl angrily right next to them until they get the hint.

You jump behind the counter and start madly eating food out of the kitchen while everyone stares in disbelief.

13. You are at the swimming pool on a float when someone turns it over playfully. You:

scream "what the hell is your problem? and slap them.

You drown them.

Playfully splash them and laugh.

Get out of the pool run toward the diving board waving your arms in the air wildly and yelling "wahblahlasafooeyshoo" dive in and hold your breath until you die.

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