How Crabby Are You

We all have bad days, and bad things always seem to happen. Some people take it in stride, while others ignite at every little annoyance. Some people are just down right crabby no matter how good things go. This test is to see if you are one of the chronically crabby.

You can rank up there as a 24 Karat Pain In The Ass, or just merely annoyed at the world. Which ever one you fall into, you'll see just how crabby you really are. If you have any complaints about this quiz, well...tough cookies...so there!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When I eat at a restaurant, I ____
Ask to sit in the Non-Screaming Brat section.
Sit alone and glower at people
Read
Enjoy a quiet meal all alone
4. You put money in a vending machine, but it malfunctioins. What do you do?
Beat and kick the hell out of it.
Cuss and roar at it.
Complian to who ever owns the machine
Both 1 and 2.
5. What do you do when some one cuts you off in traffic?
Lock on target, fire photon torpedos
Honk your horn
Shoot them the bird
Follow them and raise hell
6. You and Don Rickles are...
Twins
First Cousins
Not related
Who's Don Rickles?
7. your favorite Television show has been pre-empted for a special program. You _____
Call the TV Station to complain
Throw the TV out the window, then set it on fire
Change the channel
Complain, cuss, and whine for hours about how unfair it is
Numbers 1, 2 and 4
8. At work, you are told to stay overtime to help get work caught up. You tell your boss _________.
*&%$(@
I quit
Hey, I worked hard all day. Why should I have to do some one elses work?
Take this job and shove it.
All of the above
9. You step in a pile of doggy doo doo on the pavement in front of your house. You see the miscreant creature that left it there. You ____
Yell at the dog, then clean your shoes
Get a net, capture the dog, and clean your shoes on it's fur
Break out the AK-47
Leave your shoes for the dogs owner to clean
10. When telling some one how stupid they are, the word you use most is...
Doorknob
Idiot
Moron
Dumb Ass
All the above
11. You think this quiz is ...
A major leauge waste of time
Some what amusing
You'd rather have your toe nails yanked out
Bothersome
12. During a news cast on TV, the anchor man says something you believe is wrong. You ___
Write a letter stating your opinion
Call the TV station and complain
Throw a boot at the TV and cuss like a sailor
Mail chicken guts to the anchor man with a note that says "Sweets to the sweet".

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