How Country Are Yah?
"There are many smart people, but few true country. Country is, afterall quite exceptional. What is country? Country is someone who has an extraordinarily clever mind, is able to solve complex problems, and see the world through an entirely Mechanical point of view."
"Do you think your country? Do you have the brute strength to qualify for that snuff chewin beer drinkin title? Until now you could only wonder. But thanks to this great quiz, and expertise wordage of Big Country in just a few years you will find out!"