How Artlenock are you?

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Irthlingborough, a small town in Northamptonshire which must not be confused with Irchester or Hobbiton. It's a special place with very special people.

Are you one of the chosen few that is lucky enough to have been born down street or up the hill? Or have you live here a while and now consider yourself a proper Artlenocker? Take our quiz and find out 'How Artlenock am I?'

Created by: Mark Pacan
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Someone offers you some Kek, do you
Eat it
Wear it
Smoke it
Make a duck caller with it.
4. You are off on your holidays, are you most likely to goo
Ramsgate?
Margate?
Sidegate
Airgate?
5. Arm, is it
The British Arms
A bodily device with a hand and six fingers at the end?
Something you'd like to do to someone from Raunds?
Higham Ferrers?
6. You are walking down an narrow passage way. Would you call it
an Alleyway
A Jitty
A cut through
A Ginnel
The A6
7. You dream of A Bull, A Crow and a Sow with some pigs. Does this means
you would like to live on a farm?
You have strange sexual preferences,
You got ratted last night and woke up in Irthlingborough in the 1980's?
You want to get a job as a vet?
8. An 'ol boy' is
a young male
an old male
a male 'willie', young or old?
9. Someone has royally p*ssed you off in the High St. Do you
Confront the person and explain to them the error of their ways?
Write to the appropriate authorities or the E.T?
Cry about it on the Irthlingborough Facebook group or Irthlingborough Spotted?
10. You see an attractive newcomber walking down the High Street, do you
Eye them up, hoping they don't notice you?
Smile, hoping they will speak first?
Ignore them, we don't like strangers do we?
Think 'fresh meat' whilst frantically counting their fingers
Ask them their life story once they've stopped you to ask where Crow Hill is?
11. You are planning a big night out with your mates, do you go
Kettrin/Wellingborough
Northampton/Milton Keynes
Corby
London/Manchester
Down street?
12. Rushden
1. Our cuddly neighbours?
2. Ruffians uvver the river?
3. The town trying to claim everything Irthlingborough as it's own?
2 & 3?
13. You are driving through Higham Ferrers and have to stop at not one but two pedestrian crossings giving you ample time to observe the lovely posh shops, the well dressed people, the marvellous Christmas lights/flags/fancy markets, do you
feel a little bit jealous?
feel very bitter and jealous?
Wonder how they got TWO pedestrian crossings?
forget Higham even exists the minute you cross the Nene?

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