1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. If someone doesn't answer their phone the first time you call, you... hang up after the 3rd ring. don't like calling people period! let it ring til the voicemail picks up, then leave a long detailed message. hang up, then keep calling til someone picks up. call other peoples phones that you know that person might be with or around, then get mad and tell them to have their phone on them.4. Your at a store, theres a LONG line, and you brought 5 seperate items to the check-out counter that didn't have price scans on them, you... Look surprised and hold the line up by having an employee from each department bring the item with the prices on them. notice while in line that they're missing, so you step out and hurriedly go get what you need to speed up the process. forget about it and leave all the stuff at the counter. bring more than 5 items without tags to the counter.5. You get a fwded text message, you... don't even open it, just delete it. send to every single person on your phone list. send to every single person on your phone list, then text them asking if they've recieved it or not. open it, then text that person back "GAY"6. When drunk, you... like to fight. laugh hysterically at your own jokes. are cool, calm, relaxed...chillin on the sidelines. wanna PARTY! be in the mix of everything, actin a fool. get WASTED. You can't handle your liquor, so you ruin everyones night cuz they have to babysit your ass!7. You hit up a club with a friend, you... got each other on rounds of drinks. ditch them after an hour, then when they find you, you ask them where they've been. hate on your friend because he/she is getting hit on, and you wanna leave. have no money.8. You invite a friend to go grab a bite to eat, you... are on your cell the entire time. Or text messaging & laughing outloud at them. talk about myspace THE ENTIRE TIME! have some cool, casual conversation, laugh a bit, then hit up a bar. eat majority of the appetizer, then grab a few fries off their plate without asking. you tip the waiter a short stack of coins...and they're sticky.9. Your sitting at a table at a strip club with your friends, you... make it rain with dollar bills and enjoy the view. scoot your chair up to the catwalk as close as possible, and tip him/her one wrinkled ass dollar. have no more money since you spent it all to get in. glance over at the strippers every once in a while, but your having more fun actin a fool with your peeps. get kicked out for whatever reason.10. Your having a conversation with a person that seems to be preoccupied, you... get all upset and demand they pay attention to you. cut it short and act like you have somthing important to do too. keep talking, you don't pick up on stuff like that. act like your phone hung up on its own.11. When you go to people's houses, you... walk straight to the refrigerator, open the door, and stand there staring in it. show up with nothing, yet leave with 3 overloaded plates of food. stare at people. bring somthing nobody likes...not even you. come about 10 people deep. bring somthing people like and your the life of the party12. You lost some weight, you... keep bringing up how skinny you look. order a flavorless ass salad, then stare with disgust at what others ordered. are pretty modest about it. share what you did to lose the weight to whoever asks. interrupt someone while they're talking about work to let everyone know how much you lost. wear work-out clothes EVERYWHERE.