Hippy Survival Quiz

There are Many Hippys out there Are You Prepared If They Come For You? This Quiz Can Help You Find Out. In A few simple steps is all you need to answer.

Could YOU survive a hippy onslaught? Does Green Peace Anger You? Just take this quiz to see if you're actually on hippy alert! Hemp Is Bad. Rock Is Good!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. 20 hippys surround you. what do you do?
Run Screaming Through Them.
Pull out your hemp and throw it on the floor watching them scramble.
Ask for a light.
Pretend you're high.
4. Where Do you live
Isolated farm.
Small Village.
Large Village or Small Town.
Large Town or Small City.
Large City.
Comparable To New York Size.
5. A Hippy Asks You: Dude! I hear you can make loads of stuff from hemp!
Daves not here.
What's hemp?
Yeah man!
Whack his face with a cricket bat.
6. Do you deal in any sort of hemp?
No Way Man!
Hell No!
Yes
Of Course
7. What Sort of Anti-hippy weapons could reach within 30 seconds of reading this?
Several
One or Two
Why would i wanna hurt a hippy?
None
Some but it'd take longer
8. A hippy is coming for you. You are armed with only an mp3 player and speakers what do you do?
RUN!!
Engage in fisticuffs
Blast Heavy Metal at Him!
Play some Folk Music
9. What is A Hippy?
A hemp Smoking Annoyance
In The way
A Cool dude!
My Hero!
10. You are armed with only a gun and five bullets. 10 hippys have surrounded you. what do you do?
I have at least one bullet for myself
5 of them are screwed too
Don't Shoot Man
Give Up!?!
11. Someone you love becomes a hippy what do you do?
Kill them
Become one yourself
Supply them with hemp
Run and cry in your room
12. Finally. What is Your anti-hippy weapon of choice? (You Have To Own It)
Firearms I Have Several
A Blunt Weapon (eg. cricket bat)
Sharp Blade
Heavy Metal / Rock Music

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