funny quotes

Hi so i took some quotes that were funny and then i made them into a quiz i hope that you like all of the quotes bye see ya later. I'm done here. 😊.

Try to ignore this paragraph Hi so i took some quotes that were funny and then i made them into a quiz i hope that you like all of the quotes bye see ya later. I'm done here. 😊.

Created by: Animalsandwepons
  1. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
  2. A hippie is a man that looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like cheetah
  3. If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life
  4. Im an excellent housekeeper, everytime i get a divorce i get to keep the house
  5. I could tell that my parents hated me, my bath toys were a toaster and a radio
  6. All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand
  7. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like mt grandfather not screaming in terror like his passengers
  8. Husband: everytime I hit you, you don't fight back how do you manage your anger? wife: i clean the toilet seat... husband: how does it help wife: i use your tooth brush!
  9. When i got home last night my wife demanded that i take her somewhere expensive i took her to a petrol station
  10. What is a balanced diet its when you have two beers in each hand

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