Rizz the user above you
Thread Topic: Rizz the user above you
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Hey, you’re so fine, if I had to rate you, I’d give you a nine.
Because I’m the one you’re missing😏 -
(AYYYYY THAT A GOOD ONE)
Hey,I have a friend who I’m pointing at who likes you *points at myself👈* -
Are you the French? Bc I’d fall for you. (My little brother came up with that on the spot somehow)
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Are you anger? Because whenever you're around I'm red in the face
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(Not me going through this and taking notes on pickup lines to say to my crush this Wednesday)
Are you my journal entry? Because I could write a whole page on how gorgeous/handsome you are. -
“Love” is a five letter word.Because it isn’t complete with u.
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(Omg amazing 😂)
Are you my nut allergy? Because I’m going nuts for you (idk I’m running on 2 brain cells deal with it) -
There must be something wrong with my phone, because it doesn't have your number in it.
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(Wait I actually thought there was something wrong with ur phone for a second lmao)
Are you Rome? Because I fell for you.
(History rizz) -
Are you an angel? Because you're heavenly.
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I don't like anyone that way but here's a cringe one...
Where in Asia are you from? I can totally see myself in Ja-Panties! -
another cringe one lmfao
If you’re a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple. If you were a vegetable, I’d be your life support. -
(Ok bear with me…)
(Y- you
M- me)
M- hey do you want to go out with me sometime?
Y- sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend
M- and I have a math test
Y- what-
M- oh, sorry I thought we were just naming things we could cheat on.
My brother told that to me after he tried to pick up a girl… I almost slapped him. -
I can be Batman, Iron Man, Spiderman, or your man... 🥴
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(More history rizz bc me be history nerd 🤓)
We always talk about the History or the US but we never talk about the future of us (that’s rlly bad isn’t it lmao)
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