Chuck Norris vs god

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Thread Topic: Chuck Norris vs god

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  Hikaru Katsu Novice

  13 years ago
  Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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  Hikaru Katsu Novice

  13 years ago
  In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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  I like music Novice

  13 years ago
  LOL! I liked the second one better. Dude, you're so funny. I wish I had a talent like that.
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  Hikaru Katsu Novice

  13 years ago
  Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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  I like music Novice

  13 years ago
  LOL!

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