BUTTONS
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Thread Topic: BUTTONS
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Hello, and thank you for calling the State Mental Hospital.
please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the MotherShip.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anwyays.
If you are bipolar, please leavea a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, please don't press any buttons. -
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
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3 4 5 6
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*is waiting for the beep*
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*presses 1* *presses 1* *presses 9*
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sex_me Newbie3456
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3456
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3456
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*hears voice say press 0*
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*presses 0* *presses 0* *presses 0* what muber was i supposed to press?
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briste Newbie3456 waiting for the beep
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