Funny Quotes!
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Thread Topic: Funny Quotes!
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
-Lana Turner
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-Ron White
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
-Oliver Herford
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
-Hedy Lamarr -
Math's haters: Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. -
Yay, Gracious, you're on!!
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(((Of course... I opened a thread for you.. And you are just roaming in the forums! Duh!)))
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Die Voldemort, die!
-Ariana9 -
The world does not revolve around cats.
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