You don't have to be lonely
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Thread Topic: You don't have to be lonely
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Bye
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Vladimir Putin NewbieYes, your little lands are quite cute.
Huh, Stalin was from Georgia too. -
Vodka is good. I'm not Russian, but I still like it.
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Listen, we've battled evil mages, greedy kings, horrible dictators, and basically Satan incarnate the Dragon.
Sorry if I find the idea of you conquering us adorable, but it is. -
Vladimir Putin NewbieVodka is love. Vodka is life.
Perhaps you haven't heard of me, I am ex-KGB trained soldier. All I have to do is say the word and you're dead. I have access to an extensive nuclear arsenal and world renowned military force. You cannot win against Vladimir Putin. -
Mhm. Of course, you'd have to find us to kill us.
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Vladimir Putin NewbieLook at me, look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can handout a million vaccinations
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
Or have 'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like them
And I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command because
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
And I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
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Vladimir Putin NewbieI can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
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