Welcome to The Chicken's Thread
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Thread Topic: Welcome to The Chicken's Thread
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Even if I just woke up, it's been pretty peaceful, despite the fact Lost Worlds is hard beyond belief. I'm pretty good.
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Dammit, Why must I read?
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Yeah, just gonna paste this from my DA:
Damn it all. People are talking about Jurassic World and I can't see them.
So, grab your popcorn, because I'm gonna have some unneeded exposition because it's way too early for this s---.
so, back in 2001, I was a extremely small child. So small, I was still a fetus. The summer before I was cut out of my mother's womb and into the world, Jurassic Park /// happened. That's it. You honestly don't know how tempted I was to put something about 9/11- dammit, brought it up.
That's beside the point. Three years after the birth of Me, I watch the Jurassic Park trilogy. I was amazed, and loved all of them. Barely watched the second, though.
A year later, I watched Jaws, but that rant is for Jaws 5, Jumping the Shark.
I watched those three dinosaur movies back-to-back(I still do) and I freaking worshiped them. You know what else I worshiped? Hitl.. Sonic 06. That was a freaking masterpiece. Please notice the sarcasm.
2009, I was a stupid child. A really stupid child.. BUT. Atleast I started noticing things. "Hey, why didn't the TRex kill the other thing? He bit his neck." "Isn't that water chlorine?" "Why is Tails so slow?" "Where are the physics?" "...Beastiality...?" Everything started to fall apart. Besides The Amazing Wall-Climbing T.Rex. He made perfect sense.
You know what else made sense? A fourth movie. With human-dinosaur hybrids!.. No? Okay..
but if I'm being completely honest, I suspected a fourth movie of Jurassic Park on its way. What it would be about? Hell if I would've known. All I knew is that it probably would be better than Jaws 4. Dinosaurs already rawr.
Until 2011, I never really thought of the end of the world. But then I found JP4 concept art. You know, it's true what they say, 'You stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back', it was truly frightening. Gave me nightmares for atleast a day. A biped trike.
Since that day, until over half a year ago, I've lost all hope. Only when I saw that first trailer, my soul was reborn. It was beautiful, everything that could of gone right.
.. You know what they say about that, right?
a few months after that, I go on the official website, and..
It's the mutherfuqing trex! I rejoiced so loudly in the class I got detention. Yeh.
and just this morning, someone had to say something about the movie. The most I read was 'disappointing' before I exited out. I sat there for what felt like hours. Finally, tears started forming. Then, I decided to make this something-of-a-rant.
long story cut short, I've been hyping this up for as long as I could remember, don't ruin this like you ruined Game of Thrones. I'm literally begging you.
i know it's probably going to suck, but I want to watch it with the freshest of minds.
Warning, Lack of Sleep can lead to a boring and/or strange and/or creepy individual.
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