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Tell it kid.
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oh god Jaaaake
Jaaaake
How did his thing with Matthew go that one night? -
ragingAuspicious NewbieSo uh yesterday I wanted a grilled cheese so I got everything ready butter and cheese and crap. And I'm like what's the worst that could happen I might burn my food or start a small fire nothing to bad. And uhh I somehow managed to break my stove and oven so we have to buy a new one.
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ASHLEY
HOW? -
ragingAuspicious NewbieI DON'T KNOW!
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OH I HAVE A STORY ABOUT THAT
Me: *laying on my bed on my phone* *hears moans coming from Jake's bedroom* *gets up and knocks on their door*
Jake: Whatttt do you neeeed?
Matthew: Are you coming to join us?
Me: No. I'm telling yall to shut the f--- up.
Jake: But rhe neighbors are louder than us anywayssss.
Me: Whatever. Just shut up, okay? *goes back to room*
Few Minutes Later.
Matthew: *in other room* I AM SO DONE WITH YOU
Jake: THE f--- DID I DO
Me: Da hell? *goes into hallway*
Matthew: YOU HAVE TO TELL SOMEONE WHEN YOUR GONNA COME IN THEIR MOUTH
Jake: STOP ACTING LIKE A GIRL
Me: *opens door* The f---?
Matthew: I'm leaving. Tyler was so much better at this.
Me: Oh thanks.
Matthew: Shut up. *gone*
Jake: I hate you, Tyler.
Me: Kay. *goes back to bed*
Hour Later
Me: *hears moans* The hell? *goes back into hallway*
Some Girl: Oh Jacob!
Me: I'm done. I'm done! *just goes to Starbucks cause I'm done*
The End.
That was boring. -
When we room together for college, don't touch the stove. I'll do the cooking.
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ragingAuspicious NewbieI shall use the oven!
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