Would you re-wirte Twilight

Thread Topic: Would you re-wirte Twilight

spring_flowers
Joined: Mar 21, '10
Status: Newbie
2010-03-21 05:37:16
I like music
Joined: Oct 26, '09
Status: Novice
2010-03-22 08:33:35
You can go to hell you f---ing Twilight lover, EVERYONE hates Twilight here.
Ciel
Joined: Mar 9, '10
Status: Newbie
2010-03-22 09:24:23
Of course I would, and I would do this things:

- Write it in 3. person
- No Mary-Sues/Gary-Stues
- No sparkling vampires
- No vegetarian vampires
- No vampires with super powers
- No bad vampires, who is bad "just because"
- A fight scene in the end of the book
- Good people dying
- No shape-shifters. Only werwolfes.
- Only 1 book!
Bambi
Joined: Mar 30, '09
Status: Novice
2010-03-22 14:32:57
That would ruin it ^^
I would make it so at the end Bella doesn't have a baby because Stephenie Meyer is just making everything too perfect for her.
Ciel
Joined: Mar 9, '10
Status: Newbie
2010-03-22 16:14:28
That's exactly what I meant by not making her a Mary Sue ;)
Mary Sue = A fictional female character who is perfect.
I like music
Joined: Oct 26, '09
Status: Novice
2010-03-23 07:54:32
It would still be f---ing stupid anyway.
Bambi
Joined: Mar 30, '09
Status: Novice
2010-03-24 15:30:07
Oh! Okay LoL I didn't get it at first but now I do!

How come, Ilm? Don't you like happy endings?
sapphiretwirl
Joined: Dec 27, '09
Status: Novice
2010-03-24 15:33:30
if i could re-write twilight i would make it a p--- magazine
Bambi
Joined: Mar 30, '09
Status: Novice
2010-03-24 15:36:02
WHY!?
sapphiretwirl
Joined: Dec 27, '09
Status: Novice
2010-03-24 15:37:59
cuz twilight sucks and it would be way better if it was a p--- magazine
Hikaru Katsu
Joined: Sep 29, '09
Status: Novice
2010-03-24 16:37:13
I would go back in time and make sure tiwlight never existed.
I like music
Joined: Oct 26, '09
Status: Novice
2010-03-25 08:05:00
Thank you very much, Hikaru, I'd appreciate it if you ever could.
Bambi
Joined: Mar 30, '09
Status: Novice
2010-03-25 09:33:10
How come?
I like music
Joined: Oct 26, '09
Status: Novice
2010-03-25 11:53:30
Because I hate it, it doesn't take brains to know that, stupid.
Bambi
Joined: Mar 30, '09
Status: Novice
2010-03-25 15:06:30
WHY do you hate it, bitter person.
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