Worst pick up lines
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Thread Topic: Worst pick up lines
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Do you like sleeping?
Wow, me too, we should do it together sometime -
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If Thanksgiving is your left leg and Christmas is your right leg, could I visit you in between the holidays?
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Girl: I have a boyfriend
Guy: I have a goldfish
Girl: What?
Guy: Oh, I though we were talking about things that didn't matter -
If you were a burger at McDonald's your name would be McGorgeous!
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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
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I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look like my first wife! (how many have you had?) none. -
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Girl: Did you hear that sound?
Boy: No, what sound?
Girl: The sound of me throwing my panties across the room. Lets bang.
(Thank you Jenna Marbles.)
Can I give you a lesson? I know how to ride. -
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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I'm sorry, but do you mind if I examine your rear?
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Screw me if I'm wrong, but is that Elvis over there?
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Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Are you from Tennesse? Coz your the only 10 I see -
if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put you in my pants ;)
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LipsForKissing NoviceAre your legs tired? Because youve been running through my mind all day.
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