Fat test: Am I fat?

Have you always wondered "Am I fat", "Am I a cow?", or other obvious questions like that? Well, you're about to find out! But first; the basics. What is a fat person? A fat person is someone who is obese, overweight, or just large, that is a lot larger than a regular person is, who is geometrically fat, usually with a large stomach What makes someone fat? They eat too much, or consume too much, causing calories and fat, to run through their body, adding weight, and they get fat! Am I fat? Take the test to find out!

Well, are you fat? Are you skinny? Are you normal?( yeah right) ANyway, take this test to find out! So, get out that mouse and let's begin!...What are you waiting for?...PRESS THE D***N BUTTON!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You walk into a sauna with most of your clothes off. People all around you are staring. Why do you think they are staring?
I am too fat
Dunno
I am too skinny
4. You're looking for new clothes, and you try some on, and they don't fit. What do you do?
Force them on, even though it looks like they're size small on you
Just switch them
Leave
5. How many fat rolls do you have?
5+
0
1-2
3-4
6. You are waling through a mall when all of a sudden, your buttons pop, so you are there, half naked. What do you do?
Just keep walking
Try to pull your shirt back together, but you fail
Run to the bathroom
7. Can you put your finger in your belly button?
Yes
No
Kinda
8. Can you see your toes?
No
Yes
Kinda
9. Would you be caught dead in a swimsuit?
YES!
NEVER!
Possibly....
10. Can you see your ribcage?
Not at all
Yes, it's right there
Ahh....
11. What is your shirt size?
XXL
XL
L
M
S
12. Pant size?
XXL
XL
L
M
S
13. If you take off all clothes but underwear, in a mirror, can you see your underwear?
Just flab
Yeah!
A little bit..
14. Quickly pull up your shirt! Does your belly bounce?
It still is!
Nope
Kinda...
15. Look through the top of your shirt. What do you see? (left to right)
5 fat rolls, a huge stomach and 2 bulging nipples with their own pouch, and 5 other fat rolls.
Skin and bones
A regular body
Muscles
16. What are you most likely to be called on the street?
Moo-moo
Chubby
Fat
Normal
Ahnuld
Skinny
17. Does your stomach overlap your pants?
A lot
Nope
A little bit..

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