English Grinder Mill

There are many smart people, but few true geniuses. Genius is, afterall, quite exceptional. What is a genius? A genius is someone who has an extraordinarily clever mind, is able to solve complex problems, and see the world through an entirely novel point of view."

Are YOU a genius? Do you have the brainpower to qualify for that prestigious title? Until now you could only wonder. But thanks to this great quiz, in just a few minutes you will find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What does an adverb modify?
A verb
An adjective
Another adverb
4. When is "whom" used?
As an object.
Object of a preposition.
When you are tipsy.
5. When is "who" used?
As a subject.
The nominative case.
On Fridays only.
6. What is a gerund?
A verbal used as a noun.
Part of the female anatomy.
7. Who sets the rules for standard English?
You
The Queen
The Pope
God
8. Is Black venacular or Ebonics a language?
Only in Harlem, Detroit and Washington, D.C.
At the Golden Globes Awards.
Not hardly.
9. If you use sentence fragments, will you survive?
No.
Only fragmentally.
Shortly.
In staccato.
10. If your girlfriend is called Grendel is she an ogre?
Only on her right side.
Only on her left side.
She needs a face lift.
Yes.
Maybe.
11. Who killed Juliet?
Friar Tuck
Shakespeare
Romeo
Bad Karma
12. Why is it crucial to learn a second language?
To speak more than one badly.
To learn English perfectly.
To sophisticate yourself.

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