Does Dirt Track Racing Run Your Life?

Okay race fans. Here is a test to see just how involved in dirt track racing you really are. Find out if you are passionate, obsessed, or the one everyone laughs at even though you think you know what you are talking about.

Complete the following questions to find out if you are a "Rookie", a "Feature Winner", or a "True Dirt Tracker".....Gentlemen, start your engines and good luck!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How many overly colorful dirt track racing t-shirts do you have?
one or two - just my favorite drivers
a drawer full - you only wear them to the races
a closet full - you wear them any time you aren't at work
what other kinds of shirts are there?
4. Where is "Beer Hill"
In the tail gating section of Lincoln Speedway
The mound in the middle of the infield at Susquahanna Speedway
The outside of turn three at Williams Grove Speedway
I don't know, is that some place where rednecks go to drink when there is no racing?
5. What do you do if your brother is getting married on a Saturday evening in June?
You deffenitely go, it's your brother!
You go to the 3:00 wedding but skip the reception to head to the races
You send a card with a check and wish them well and think about them during the national anthem
You don't even reply to the invitation. They should know better than to invite you anywhere on a Saturday night during racing season!
6. How does racing affect your relationships?
It doesn't, I go with my buddies when she has a girl's night.
She comes along.
Sometimes I have to come home with flowers to get through the door.
I'm married to racing now that my wife left.
7. What is a "bleeder"?
The guy that looses the drunken fight at the track.
It's your buddy that always forgets his wallet and asks you to pay his way in.
It's a part of the car that allows air pressure to leave the tires during a race.
It's a blister that forms from a driver's grip on the steering wheel during the feature.
8. What does a black flag represent
The racing is over for the night
It is a signal to the paramedics that someone was hurt during a crash
Some idiot's car is falling apart and they need to leave the track whether they want to or not.
9. What is a track's standard precedure when it is deffinitely going to be a rain out?
Make an anouncement that the rain is going to miss the track and let everyone in.
Keep the gates closed until it rains heavily enough to cancel the race
Make an anouncement on the website telling people not to make the trip to the track.
10. What do you do if you have to go to the bathroom when the feature is about to start?
Hold it and hope you don't pee your pants
Make a mad dash to the nearest port-a-jon
Piss in front of your rig or in the closest bush?
11. Which of the following is not a brand of racing helmets?
Simpson
Track-Champ
Impact
Bell
12. Which color is bad luck for racing?
Yellow
Pink
Black
Green

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. How many overly colorful dirt track racing t-shirts do you have?

one or two - just my favorite drivers

a drawer full - you only wear them to the races

a closet full - you wear them any time you aren't at work

what other kinds of shirts are there?

4. Where is "Beer Hill"

In the tail gating section of Lincoln Speedway

The mound in the middle of the infield at Susquahanna Speedway

The outside of turn three at Williams Grove Speedway

I don't know, is that some place where rednecks go to drink when there is no racing?

5. What do you do if your brother is getting married on a Saturday evening in June?

You deffenitely go, it's your brother!

You go to the 3:00 wedding but skip the reception to head to the races

You send a card with a check and wish them well and think about them during the national anthem

You don't even reply to the invitation. They should know better than to invite you anywhere on a Saturday night during racing season!

6. How does racing affect your relationships?

It doesn't, I go with my buddies when she has a girl's night.

She comes along.

Sometimes I have to come home with flowers to get through the door.

I'm married to racing now that my wife left.

7. What is a "bleeder"?

The guy that looses the drunken fight at the track.

It's your buddy that always forgets his wallet and asks you to pay his way in.

It's a part of the car that allows air pressure to leave the tires during a race.

It's a blister that forms from a driver's grip on the steering wheel during the feature.

8. What does a black flag represent

The racing is over for the night

It is a signal to the paramedics that someone was hurt during a crash

Some idiot's car is falling apart and they need to leave the track whether they want to or not.

9. What is a track's standard precedure when it is deffinitely going to be a rain out?

Make an anouncement that the rain is going to miss the track and let everyone in.

Keep the gates closed until it rains heavily enough to cancel the race

Make an anouncement on the website telling people not to make the trip to the track.

10. What do you do if you have to go to the bathroom when the feature is about to start?

Hold it and hope you don't pee your pants

Make a mad dash to the nearest port-a-jon

Piss in front of your rig or in the closest bush?

11. Which of the following is not a brand of racing helmets?

Simpson

Track-Champ

Impact

Bell

12. Which color is bad luck for racing?

Yellow

Pink

Black

Green

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