Do you have what it takes to be the Banana King?

Many people strive to meet the needs of thier household banana, but very few are true Banana people. Worshiping, cleaning, and praying to your banana are only the easy parts! Bananas take alot of dedication and hard work.

Could you be a banana person? Undoubtedly, you respect the banana, but could be the long missing banana king? It's time to find out in just a few minutes!!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When you wake up in the morning, what do you do?
Put on clothes and brush my teeth, of course!
Disguise myself as a Banana and go spy on the neighbors.
Drool on my pillow.
Eat exactly 17 bananas before contacting the FBI about the mysterious cat in my garage.
I like clouds....
I don't wake up in the morning! I BE A VAMPIRE!
4. If you ran down the neigbors cat, what would you do?
eat apple sauce.
run over it again to make sure it was dead.
set up the sacred banana ritual and bring the cat back to life.
Eat a banana.
run to the neighbors house and pretend to tearfully apologize whil really stealing the china set.
Fly away before the cops come.
5. To your horror, you discover that you are out of bananas. while driving to the grocery store, you are pulled over for speeding. Your reaction is:
"HOW VERY DARE YOU! I is on a very specifull banan mission! i shall now curse you to eternal rotten bananas!"
"whatever"
*runs down officer with banana scented tires*
"Dude...yo...it not cool to get between a dude and his banans, dude..."
This test is so toataly lame that i sahlll go burn a banana. That is how bored i am.
"rahhhhhh... no...more...banana...*has some sort of sezuire or fit*
6. One day, a living banana comes strolling down the street. You...
Throw rocks at it.
Disapear into a magical land, where the butterflies all sing and unicorns are permitted to carry shotguns by law...
Bow down to all mighty banana, and offer it a blueberry muffin with multi colored sprinkles.
Force it into a diaper!!!
Sacrifice yourself to the banana, and cheerfully be its eternal slave for all eternally eternal eternity.
Stare dreamily at the banana and drool.
7. You are attacked by a pack of evil, slavering, off duty construction workers. How do save yourself?
Help,Mr. Popsicle!!
Use your anciet skill of banana Kung fu to defeat the workers, and then offer them as sacrifices to the almighty banana.
Threaten the stinky wotkers with deoderent.
Bring them into the light of the beautiful banana, so that they can join you in your daily worship.
Did you say, "slavering"?
Suicide (uh oh spagetti O...)
8. You are told that you must live in a tiny cave near the top of mount everest. What do you pack?
Food, clothing, and other esentials.
Simply a banana to worship.
feast, chickens, money, and other things to sacrifice to the banana.
One of those little plastic flamingos.
A whole TRUNKFULL of bananas to eat.
lots of warm, warm banana skin coats.
9. The world is being taken over by aliens. How do yo confront the problem?
Suicide.
You must pray to the banana and trust that it alone can save the planet from a dire fate of fear, sunscreen, and brain consumption.
Join the aliens and experience the health beifits such as: life
NO seriously, this test is so retarded that i will go and smear rotten cabbage on my face.
you have cabbage?may i have some to go with this human brain? (bwahahahahah)
"Banana, banana, banana, banana, this is the banana song! i will sing it all day long! till those aliens are gone! That'll prove Jeff Murkley wrong!
10. One day, a banana knocks on your door and attempts to eat you. So...
Let him! I HEART BANANAS! may my flesh norish him! Yeah! Or something equally heroic and cheesy!
EEEEEEK! Evil banana, 911, evil banana...
I must call my swift escape-llama to my aide at once!
Errr... i like bananas, but this is a bit much. besides, itaste of cabbage and recycled car tires. why don't you eat hillary clinton instead?
Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. What's going on again?
Jingle bells, Noah smells, Dyland laid and egg. Isaac thinks that david stinks and Jackson does Ballet!
11. You run into someone who dislikes Banana. Your reaction is...
"you is an evil, evil little man! I am going to suff your ears full of zebra snot, force down a portapotty, and force you to eat wood!
" I shall curse yo to eternally wearing a funny hat."
"You will berry berry much regret much not loving da lovely buhnana! i shall Cover you in honey and then have my sharp-tounged wombat lick you! Bwahahaha!"
*Gives man a hug while really taping a "kick me again...and again...and again...." sign to their back*
Harry potter is not a normal person...
"I hate bananas, too!"
12. Some sort of bad man is going to be crowned banana king. How do you stop him?
Stop him? I be a sloth.
Kill him with my electric banana and take the throne.
Set my army of ninja goats on him.
Present him with some man eating finger puppets to play with.
"Who lives n a pineapple under the sea..."
"SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!!!"

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