Do You Exist More Than A Hamster?

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Created by: Bob B. Bobertson
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. A dog with nine noses walks to a pineapple. What happened to the plastic tip that they have at the end of shoelaces?
  2. Can you get this question right?
  3. Salted gummy worms =
  4. That's right!!
  5. Which do you like better: fossils or Electric Plugs?
  6. What's your least favorite non-existent month?
  7. Wake me up when November ends
  8. One answer out of the following will give you 6+ points, while the others will give -4 points.
  9. Insert Question Here
  10. What is the answer to the next question?
  11. What was the correct answer to the previous question?
  12. Do you like this quiz?
  13. The Giant Spaghetti Monster eats your face. What now?
  14. Can you solve a 7x7x7 Rubik's Cube behind your back with your feet, blindfolded and hanging upside down from a tree seconds away from being cut down, while three people juggling twelve knives each below you?
  15. What is your Gender?
  16. What was the best answer to question three?
  17. When you die, what happens?
  18. Progle?
  19. How many possible answers are there to this question?
  20. Cake
  21. A bat is jumping on a pogo stick.
  22. What was the millionth word to enter the English language?
  23. Did you realize that the previous question was actually serious?!
  24. Both of the possible answers below are wrong! Hahaha!
  25. This question has absolutely no affect on your score.
  26. Apricot knife!
  27. What are you doing with your life?
  28. This is the last question.
  29. I lied!
  30. But the last one wasn't a question, and I said the last QUESTION, and since this isn't a question either, you could be extremely close to the end.
  31. But this is a question, so I did lie after all, right?
  32. When's the pizza man going to come?
  33. I command you to pick your nose
  34. abcdefghijklmnoprstuvwxyz

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